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Receive an attack of the hunter s Thompson

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The speedrun is not gonna be affected by those three slashes

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You'll be glad to hear bang long distance phone call and that's to China here. We go Marty Morrissey is in that costume

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That's his Halloween job two blasts to the skull back up again lovely claws on him. He's taken four. He's taken five

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Make sure you've got a GPU that has unmatched speeds

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You probably want to get a you'd probably want to buy a CPU from

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China

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In order to run this this piece

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Thanks very much far further 266 great stuff man really really enjoying that supporting the fucking speedrun man

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It's a speedrun you know, it's not gonna be if it's not gonna be a slow one and

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We need all the help we can get put that it's free in the box

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And we'll close the box and then go back and pick up these two items here on the ground

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Here I am Lord it is I Lord will you take the acid rounds? Yes?

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I will put them in the purse and then

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Back back over to the chest again you open up the chest and

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You keep the acid rounds what you want to do then is move over to the chest again close that open?

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Reopen the chest again third time that's something you might be asking why is he doing that?

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It's gonna fucking slow them down in the long run. It's actually not gonna fucking slow me down one bit

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Who are you to be even thinking that?

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Quick look through nothing else we need we could do with an ink ribbon, but I'm afraid that's not possible at this stage of the game

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Welcome everybody to the speedrun it's gonna be a real fast one so hold on to your hats don't get scared

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Box scope talking thank you so much for that and I want to say something boxes you're a fucking legend man. I I wouldn't say that to anyone

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But I want to say that to you thank you so much

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Grogoski thank you very much

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Thank you very much

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Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you and glory be to God in the highest

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Hosanna in the highest to and

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We'll equip the bazooka with an acid round and walk up to this bad boy in the hallway here

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Acid to the back

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Sansa thank you

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Thank you very much sansa

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We won't go in here, but we will go in here

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We'll open this door here. We've used the mansion key and that's a great little key you can use to get inside this this door here

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Thanks very much sansa

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Right stags head which is you walk underneath this and go over here once over here twice

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Turn around back there and then walk backwards to this one put your back against this wall look up at the sag

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Point up the gun and leave it and what that does is just an impulse hit to to get a grasp on a handle on the fucking room itself

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You might not know it, but it's true

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Now two beds looks like there's people inside sleeping you're wrong go to the cabinet and pick up a lighter

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There you've just enough room in your in your box for that and

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Then over to the bed again, what's here a clip you have no room for thought waste time

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Turn back around burp back around

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This side of the bed is a red herb yet again useless to you. It's not gonna

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That's not gonna affect the time of the game either now. We can leave the room

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Still going good we're going good for a record time here

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Big mama thank you very much big mama's house and big mama's house - as well great movies fantastic stuff

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Okay, what we do is drain the tank here with the speedy someone has searched here already it appears to be a switch where you push it yes like yes on that and then the tank will drain its water you won't have to fucking worry about draining that jill will

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Start to look a little bit bored walk over to the table to read the researchers will now

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It's a letter top the letter is missing the remaining saves okay?

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Bear with me. Yes, I'm infected I did everything I could but I could only delay the progress by a few days the most frightening thing is though that I forget more and more about you by the day

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So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead which is what you probably would do within an hour

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I will have entered my eternal sleep. I do hope you'll understand my decision goodbye in forever yours Martin crack horn

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And that's been filed as well

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Hey, Kevin Kevin, thank you very much

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It's well arranged

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Now we get in here into the corner. Don't worry. We're not playing hide-and-seek what we're gonna do is we're gonna push the water tank across to the side of the table

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Get back then down behind the side of this and push that to the wall

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Sean, thank you for Sean. Thank Sean. Thank you very much for that the hell yet and

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We can yes again the speed run not compromise at all. I'm just showing you what you can and can't do here

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You can't take those inside your pouch. So we're gonna keep going Sean. Thank you very much. I can't believe it. I

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Cannot believe it

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This hallway now is dedicated to Sean

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Now take the lighter that we just got inside the room back there and bring it into this nice and fast nice and fast

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Morgan Walsh

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There's wood in the stove Morgan. Thank you very much. Take your lighter out

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Set a fire down what that's gonna do is produce a heat wave which will then

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Reveal a map of the second floor of the mansion house take it do what you want with it

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and you use the mansion key on the red door there and

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Jam farts okay

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Can you give a shout out to Stephen Robb please? He's a sound skin Stephen Robb. I hope you're doing well, buddy

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And thanks very much for everything and I hope you're alright. You're a sound man and

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What we'll do here now is run over to the piano

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Combine your ass around with that

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Maybe just a quick no. No, we won't we'll do this actually first go over to the piano

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Don't worry don't get spooked don't get scared

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Level your gun at the snake boom one boom two boom three boom four boom five boiler room

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Boiler room guys dead

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Now over to the hole in the ground Barry Burton your friend is gonna come and help you here

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G magic thank you very much

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Have you found anything interesting and cavern flem bags and chance of a lift, but I can't see very well

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How about going down to check by yourself? I have a rope here. Oh

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Do you well then I'll try to go down using the rope?

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Thanks everybody for watching the speed run I can't skip the cutscene so we're gonna have to get this little rhyme done watch Jill Valentine go down the rope in time to find out the barriers just become a twine man

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He's ball and twine has ended and he can't he can't get Jill back up the hole so he's gonna have to go out and find another role to play with

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Thanks very much Sean O'Connor for the 20. It's very nice for you. I hopefully I'm gonna get back to you at some stage

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But right now the speed run must contain

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Continue otherwise we will age

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We just wait here for Barry now we we don't have to move we don't have to do anything else

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You can hit this switch we will do but we won't go downtown

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You don't have to go down man. You don't have to go down with a Barry for the good ending

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Hey, are you there?

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Grab the rope!

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Mr. Johnny hey, he has a chip on his shoulder. Release instead of bag of chips.

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Thank you very much. Ec. Factus ciibus viatorum. I'll do a bit of translating later on and find out what that means but at the moment I can't.

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I didn't know that was going to happen. This is a pure speed run.

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Are you okay Barry? Maybe you're getting tired. No, I'm all right. Don't worry.

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Jill I found something

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Take the password and stick that in your pocket you're gonna need that later

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Thank you Jim car take this then thanks a million Jim car

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Right would it be worth going to get some more herbs now fuck it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll just fucking do it man. We'll do it.

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This is a speed run so we can't go back to the chest to get the herbs, but it's probably gonna be we're probably gonna be up there in the world record stage at some stage

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I think it's about an hour and a half. I think I'm gonna do an hour 15. I think I'm gonna get this done in an hour 15.

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It's taken us 25 minutes to get to this stage

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Don't mind this guy. He's only a fucking tool. Oh

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fuck and we

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Do mind them actually do mind them because these guys

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Fucking useless you just need to it. They won't they won't bug you if you show them who's boss

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Fuck.

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sorry there someone was just at the door guys I had to

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what's the stream going on now here

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the good thing about the speed run is we can

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we can we can use the continue from where we last

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where we last saved it so it's

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not gonna be a big it's not gonna be a big burden to us anyway

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swap all the shells

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a bazooka in there as well guys

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you wanna put it you wanna basically put all the shells in the box

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welcome to the speed run

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welcome to the speed run guys

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let's play this for uh

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let's play this for uh major leagues

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and now

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i'm actually just doing it live on youtube

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most nights

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but uh today we're gonna get through this game in a real fast pace so watch what you're at

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watch yourself

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Connor Lachlan, thank you very much. Sorry, Connor Lachran. I think I said Lachlan.

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Okay, what the fuck am I doing?

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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The radio, you don't need to listen to the radio, but we'll do it anyway just because of the speedrun.

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Brad is... Brad's having a bad one.

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Don't worry about Brad. Don't worry about it being broken. That's not going to affect the speedrun one bit.

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All you got to do is just keep running then around this corner here.

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Down along this pathway and what you'll find is two green herbs.

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I'm going to pick those babies up, put them in the sack.

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I don't know if you've ever done a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 yourself.

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It's not easy, but I mean, you can... It is possible.

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And if you mix these herbs together, they're going to obviously create three times the strength of an individual herb.

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So we'll put that in there and we'll leave that as well.

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And then run through this gate here. Leave the blue ones. You don't need the blue ones because that would be a...

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That would be for poison only.

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Thank you very much, the lonely donkey. Thank you very much.

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And Shane, not Sean. I'm sorry if I got your name wrong.

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But I mean, you wrote it the wrong way.

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But what I want to say is... What I can say is...

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Yo. Yo. Thank you so much. Yo.

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Thanks so much for Shane, not Sean. Giving me the big drop.

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Since the day I was born. Doing these speedruns.

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Crank it up to the gigawatts.

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Critics ready with your pot shots.

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My skinner in the street style.

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Now I'm going to give you a nice little freestyle.

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As I do the speedrun. Resident Evil, yo.

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Resident Evil 1. Jill Valentine.

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It's Valentine's Day. Get ready for the Valentine's Day massacre.

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3-2-1. Let's go.

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You'll be pissing through a catheter.

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A catheter. A catheter.

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A catheter.

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What's the fucking thing that you have to piss through?

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Don't mind the snakes. Just keep fucking running around.

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They'll hiss and they'll...

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They'll hiss and piss.

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But that's not going to affect your speedrun.

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If you stop and attack them, then that's going to affect the...

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The end time.

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We don't really need that.

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Paulie O'Brien.

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How are you?

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Viper, will you give a shout out to all the guys in Middleton?

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Watching you.

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I hope...

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Well, listen.

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I hope you're alright down there down in Middleton.

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And...

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What's the crack down there?

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How are the Crystal Swing sets going on down there?

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Are they okay?

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And Bruno and Steve too.

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Big shout out to Crystal Swing down in Middleton as well.

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How are they doing these days?

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You don't hear much from the young fella.

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What's his name?

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The Hucklebook.

237
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,220
Is he still...

238
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,080
Is he still Huckle-ing?

239
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,340
Is he?

240
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,300
And Charlie Pride as well.

241
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,060
Thank you very much, Bruno and Steve.

242
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,480
Speedrun is in the bag, you say.

243
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,900
I hope so.

244
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,100
I hope so.

245
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,780
I think it's going to be an hour 15.

246
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,100
And we're currently on about...

247
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:49,980
What is it like?

248
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,600
About 15 minutes?

249
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,240
20 minutes it took to get this.

250
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,020
Pause the game.

251
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,860
And then go back into it again.

252
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,820
Pause it again.

253
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,360
Reload with the shells.

254
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,740
And get ready for the...

255
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:05,020
Oh yeah.

256
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,120
Best take your herb as well.

257
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,060
Herb medicine.

258
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,080
Combine the last herb there.

259
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,900
Now get ready for some winning streak.

260
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:13,900
Now get ready for some winning streak.

261
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,380
Streaky bacon.

262
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,400
What's it going to be?

263
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,540
Trip to Longford?

264
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,960
3,000 euro?

265
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,540
A Toyota Avensis.

266
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,540
A Toyota Avensis.

267
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:25,620
A Toyota Avensis.

268
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:25,680
A Toyota Avensis.

269
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,620
Or...

270
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,920
Could it be...

271
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,580
1,500 euro?

272
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,940
The answer of course is none of those.

273
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,720
It is in fact a monster hellbent.

274
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,440
Hellbent.

275
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,380
On killing you.

276
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:41,680
On killing you.

277
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:41,700
On killing you.

278
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:42,740
Fuck.

279
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:43,760
He's got a...

280
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,860
He's got a slice.

281
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,880
He's got a very slicey kind of action.

282
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,520
He's got a big scream as well.

283
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,740
Don't worry about him.

284
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,380
He's not got anything on him.

285
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,540
Reload the shotty.

286
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,900
And head through into the main corridor hallway.

287
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:05,200
Where we'll encounter yet again another winning streak.

288
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:09,520
Oh.

289
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:10,660
Wait for this cunt.

290
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,340
Point the shotgun.

291
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,240
Dead.

292
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,380
3 shots to the head.

293
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:21,700
Gone.

294
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,420
His claws.

295
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,680
No use to him.

296
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:24,940
Big puddle of blood as well.

297
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,720
Big thanks as well to the band Puddle of Mud.

298
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,760
For sponsoring tonight's speed run.

299
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:35,960
Good guys.

300
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,640
Great band.

301
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,280
Very of their age.

302
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,300
And it's a shame that they're not still pumping out the classics.

303
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,440
Take the AIDS spree.

304
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:46,880
Yeah.

305
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,540
Put the AIDS spree in the box.

306
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:57,320
Go back over here.

307
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,120
Keep these acid rounds now in your bag.

308
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,240
That's shells actually.

309
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,840
Keep these acid rounds here now in your bag.

310
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,620
Combine those acid rounds with the bazook.

311
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,320
Go out of the pause menu.

312
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,080
Back in again.

313
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,780
Combine the shotgun with the shells.

314
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960
Giving you seven shells in the shotgun.

315
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,140
Speed run.

316
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,140
Dictates that we have to get out of here fast.

317
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:27,640
So we will.

318
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,840
We're not going to hang around.

319
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,220
Thank you very much.

320
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:32,600
Kevin.

321
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,940
Very very kind of you.

322
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,060
And I hope that you're okay.

323
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,380
And having a great time.

324
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,940
And a lovely Tuesday night.

325
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:47,900
J.

326
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,180
J.

327
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:48,540
Dome.

328
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,000
Dwayne.

329
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:50,960
Thanks for watching man.

330
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,280
Marty G.

331
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,080
Thank you very much Marty G.

332
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:00,980
I hope you're getting on.

333
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,620
And I hope that at least.

334
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,600
You might have a chip on your shoulder Marty.

335
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,820
But at least it's not a bag of chips.

336
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,780
That's not what we say.

337
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,400
You shoot this guy in the back.

338
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,340
And he screams to death.

339
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,140
And then we'll move into this room here.

340
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,240
We've used the magic key.

341
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:13,780
Yet again.

342
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,900
We know what goes on in here.

343
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,800
Crystal Swing.

344
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,320
How are you?

345
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,500
Thanks very much for that.

346
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,620
Can't believe it man.

347
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,460
Can't believe it.

348
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,120
Hopefully we'll be seeing you doing the Hucklebook pretty soon enough.

349
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,540
And yourself.

350
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:26,760
Mama Swing.

351
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,480
And all the rest of the crew.

352
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,060
The daughter.

353
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,320
And now as we said before here.

354
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,420
You're in the stag room.

355
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,360
So what we do is we go into this place here.

356
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,100
Turn around three times.

357
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,880
Then a backtrack.

358
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:39,720
Moonwalk.

359
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,680
Back up into the corner.

360
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,720
And then what we do is we give this.

361
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,960
The Grugowski Valentine.

362
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,680
Point the gun right up the stag's head as if you're about to kill it.

363
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,420
But then release.

364
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,140
Pause.

365
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,480
Pause again.

366
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,400
Pause.

367
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:52,620
Select the key.

368
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,100
Check it.

369
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,580
And we zoom in.

370
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,120
We zoom in on this.

371
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,940
And what you've got there is a Jimmy Jusus helmet.

372
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,920
And we must give thanks and praise to Jimmy Jusus.

373
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:10,240
For being a good time ally and friend of the stream.

374
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,120
Since way back when.

375
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,660
And we've got a helmet there.

376
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,960
And we put that away.

377
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,180
Thank you very much, Kevin Flembag and Anaconda G.

378
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,140
Anaconda G, how are you? Thank you very much.

379
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,940
It's an amazing, amazing situation.

380
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:35,080
Whenever Anaconda G is in the house, tipping away like a mad thing.

381
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,220
It's crazy days, but we're going to get there.

382
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,640
The main thing is that the speedrun continues.

383
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,640
It says nothing important on this, but it is important to a carving of an armor.

384
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,280
So here we go.

385
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,860
Okay, so now we've done that.

386
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,060
And we've done the little maneuver there.

387
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,920
So we're going to this room here.

388
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,020
And what happens now is we empty the fish tank.

389
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,480
It has no fish in it.

390
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,440
No, sorry, I got that wrong.

391
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:13,520
Actually, we'll get the lighter from the cabinet inside the corner.

392
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,440
And that lighter is going to allow us to set a fire down in one of the rooms.

393
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,080
Adjacent to the room that we've got going on here.

394
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,620
Speedrun dictates that we can't hang around and pick stuff up.

395
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,860
So what we'll do is we'll just pick this up and have a look at it.

396
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,460
You can't carry it, so we'll fucking put it back anyway.

397
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,040
And then we'll move back out here.

398
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,180
Move back swift.

399
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,660
And back out there.

400
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,460
Burt back out.

401
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,540
Burt back out.

402
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,280
Back out there.

403
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:47,480
And then we move forward into this room, which is the stag...

404
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,200
One sec, one sec.

405
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:56,880
Wrong.

406
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,220
Don't worry.

407
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,820
This isn't going to affect the speedrun at all.

408
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:09,620
What we need to do now is move into this room here, which is going to be the fish tank room.

409
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:14,780
Now what happens in here is we drain the fish tank, which has no water, no fish in it.

410
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,080
I got it wrong.

411
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:20,040
We'll move out of there and we'll go back out into the opposite door.

412
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:27,780
We're gaining a little bit of time, but I don't think it's going to really fuck up the personal best.

413
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,680
I'm aiming for about one hour and 15 on this.

414
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,000
If you're new to the stream, welcome very much to this stream.

415
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,240
It's a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 from 1996.

416
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,640
Classic game.

417
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,320
And it can be done in about an hour.

418
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,160
An hour and 20, I think, is the world record.

419
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,080
But I do have designs on getting to the one hour and 15 minute stage.

420
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:53,900
We get into the corner here and push the fish tank out there like that.

421
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,040
And we move this over here.

422
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:56,980
We go behind this book.

423
00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:58,200
Case.

424
00:24:58,700 --> 00:24:59,260
Push that.

425
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:00,900
And what have we got here?

426
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,720
You can't carry it.

427
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:14,900
So what we do is combine that with that, leaving us another room for some flame rounds.

428
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,040
Explosive rounds.

429
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:27,640
Frankie Scones will then make a very generous donation.

430
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,880
And I will say thank you very much.

431
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,020
Thank you very much, Frankie Scones.

432
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,840
And we'll read the researcher's will like this.

433
00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:36,600
It's a letter.

434
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:37,920
The top of the letter is missing.

435
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,720
The remaining seeds.

436
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,180
Yes, I'm infected.

437
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:43,640
I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days.

438
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,860
Scott Lyons.

439
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,720
Thank you very much.

440
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:51,600
The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day.

441
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,320
So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming a living dead.

442
00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:58,420
Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep.

443
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,740
I do hope you'll understand my decision.

444
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:01,620
Goodbye.

445
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,740
Forever yours.

446
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,440
Martin Crackhorn.

447
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,360
And we end that with an exit.

448
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,860
And also a big thank you.

449
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,720
Thank you very much to...

450
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,300
Here I am, Lord.

451
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,980
It is I, Lord.

452
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,760
I have heard you doing the speedrun on Resident Evil.

453
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:20,880
Now we'll head out the door here.

454
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,000
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

455
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,340
Very, very kind of you.

456
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,220
Thank you very much.

457
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:35,940
Right, okay.

458
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,040
I'm going to go down here and we light a little fire.

459
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:45,740
Thank you very much, everybody who's tipping away.

460
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,520
It's hard to do the speedrun.

461
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,040
And keep abreast of what's going on.

462
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,020
But I really am appreciative of everyone.

463
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,520
Brain schluck.

464
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,280
Thank you very much.

465
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,120
And you light that fire.

466
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,340
What that does is that creates a...

467
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,380
A map.

468
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,720
On the picture in front of the...

469
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,780
On top of the fire.

470
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,860
And that's...

471
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:10,940
You've got the second floor map.

472
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,100
You can use that to navigate the second floor of the mansion.

473
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,960
Before we enter the unknown.

474
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,340
I think it's best...

475
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,340
That we...

476
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,400
We go back to the box.

477
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,920
Now this is a speedrun special.

478
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,500
So what we can do is we can head to the box downstairs.

479
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,760
It's not gonna...

480
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,760
It's not gonna...

481
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,460
Compromise the time.

482
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,720
What will compromise the time is if we go to the end of this hallway here.

483
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,700
And look at that lad.

484
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,220
If we...

485
00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:41,760
If we go near him...

486
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,600
He's gonna compromise our time.

487
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,140
Big time.

488
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,200
So what we gotta do is go downstairs.

489
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,880
Back to the fucking fun box.

490
00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:52,660
And stick the lighter in there.

491
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,500
It should be okay.

492
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,440
Unity of the Holy Spirit.

493
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,400
Thank you very much.

494
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,440
Through him, with him, in him.

495
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:02,280
In.

496
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,700
In the unity of the Holy Spirit.

497
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,820
All hour and power is yours.

498
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,600
All honor and power is yours.

499
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,100
Almighty Father.

500
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,160
Bit of doxology for you.

501
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:21,020
Just a little bit of doxology.

502
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,360
Nothing too special.

503
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:23,940
Thank you very much for that.

504
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:24,940
Lovely tip there.

505
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,020
The Foz.

506
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,240
Shout out from Scotland.

507
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,360
I hope everything's going on okay over in Scotland.

508
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,900
What's the story with the...

509
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,780
The fucking rock all.

510
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:35,300
Is that...

511
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,640
Are you claiming that?

512
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,360
Or what's the story?

513
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:37,440
The Foz.

514
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:42,960
Melancholy.

515
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:43,720
Thank you very much.

516
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:45,860
Now.

517
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,620
What we will do here is...

518
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:49,760
We'll be fucking...

519
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

520
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,720
We just have a quick...

521
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,080
What we need to do is look up and look down.

522
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,480
And then get out.

523
00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:03,060
Melancholy.

524
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,480
Did you ever get those...

525
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,780
No, I...

526
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:06,420
For Alan Fitz.

527
00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:07,740
No, but I saw Alan Fitz.

528
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,240
It was great.

529
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,960
I hope that you...

530
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,380
Had a good time as well, Melancholy.

531
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:12,240
The Foz.

532
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,100
Thank you very much.

533
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,240
And G. Phelan.

534
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:14,940
Thank you very much.

535
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,820
Wishing Paulie O'Brien a happy 42nd birthday.

536
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,260
Paulie O'Brien.

537
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,320
I hope you're having a great 42nd.

538
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,080
And that you're enjoying the speed run.

539
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,300
As for Andrew Curtin23.

540
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,920
Thank you very much.

541
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,220
6.66.

542
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,060
The number of the beast.

543
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,420
Fitting for this game.

544
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,440
Which is a bit of a...

545
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960
A devilish kind of one.

546
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:37,960
It's a...

547
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,860
It's dark.

548
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,100
It's got monsters in it.

549
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:42,420
It's...

550
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:42,420
It's...

551
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,700
It's got some...

552
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,820
Some dark undertones.

553
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:45,620
Beastly.

554
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,820
Sort of stuff, you know.

555
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,480
And we've used the key on the red door there.

556
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,260
It's a helmet key.

557
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,440
Thank you very much.

558
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,920
Andrew Curtin23.

559
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,600
Shout out to the speed run from Frankie Schgoens.

560
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,340
And a shout out to everybody who...

561
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:12,160
Five Star Hospitality to Roisin from Jimmy Jesus.

562
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,060
Don't worry about the music.

563
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,720
It's clownish in nature.

564
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,620
One.

565
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:30,500
Two.

566
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:31,660
Three.

567
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,340
Four time a lady.

568
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:34,780
Five time a snake.

569
00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:36,020
Fucker.

570
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,020
That...

571
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:41,080
That wasn't meant to happen.

572
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,820
We'll horse the herbs into us there.

573
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,160
Ridiculous.

574
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:48,760
Fucking ridiculous.

575
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:54,340
Grogoski Valentine.

576
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,220
Thank you very much.

577
00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:56,240
I hope you're well.

578
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,460
I hope you're well.

579
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,880
I hope you don't smell.

580
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,140
But what have you been doing?

581
00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,820
Hanging out with that bell all day.

582
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,800
You know what he's like.

583
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,640
He stinks of shite.

584
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,080
Hangs around all night.

585
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:12,080
Doesn't go...

586
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,060
Doesn't wake up on a morning.

587
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,320
Because he's always snoring.

588
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,400
By the time he's up at three.

589
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,600
Fucker's still yawning.

590
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,000
Thanks very much for the tip.

591
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,100
Grogoski Valentine.

592
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,220
Crowbar stretcher.

593
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:22,880
Titus Beaver.

594
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,980
Unity the Holy Spirit.

595
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,200
You know where it's at.

596
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,860
The Fods.

597
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:33,200
In fairness to Johnny.

598
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:33,460
Hey.

599
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,740
He has a chip on his shoulder.

600
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,000
Release his daughter bag of chips.

601
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,620
Thanks very much stretcher.

602
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,340
It's great of you.

603
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,440
It's great of you to do that.

604
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,440
And I want to say a big thank you very much to you stretcher.

605
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,300
And I want to say one more thing to you stretcher.

606
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,740
This is just for you.

607
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,280
Barry?

608
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,360
Barry?

609
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,640
Thanks for the donation.

610
00:31:52,640 --> 00:32:00,420
Bit of a special thank you there for stretcher.

611
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,760
But it also coincided with Titus.

612
00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:07,180
So you got a little special one as well.

613
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,220
Thanks very much Titus.

614
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Now switch below.

615
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,700
Yeah we'll press that.

616
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,360
And we'll wait for Baz to come back.

617
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,980
With a new rope.

618
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,280
A brand new rope.

619
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:30,120
Hey.

620
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,840
Are you there Jill?

621
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,360
Grab the rope.

622
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:38,120
A lot of people give Barry a lot of shit.

623
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,300
But I think he's a good guy.

624
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,880
His arms are like legs.

625
00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:44,920
This is a waste of time as well.

626
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,880
You go up this rope here.

627
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,840
There's no need for it.

628
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,400
I'm sorry Jill.

629
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:50,380
I didn't know that was going to happen.

630
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,220
Great acting.

631
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,280
I was really careless.

632
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,060
Yes.

633
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,980
Are you okay Barry?

634
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,440
Maybe you're getting tired.

635
00:32:58,820 --> 00:33:00,500
He's very melancholic is Barry.

636
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,320
Seems like he's had a hard life.

637
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,840
And that's something that's wrecking his head.

638
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:04,540
I hope he's okay.

639
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,660
Maybe there's a bit of personal stuff going on at home.

640
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,900
You never know what's going on behind closed doors.

641
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,080
Always check up on your friends.

642
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:11,960
Ask them if they're alright.

643
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,320
And that kind of thing as well.

644
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:13,620
You know.

645
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:18,200
Pass number is being filed.

646
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:18,680
That's great.

647
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,600
We'll use that in the future.

648
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,760
I'll take this then.

649
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,960
And strangely enough here.

650
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,640
What we do is we follow Barry out at the door.

651
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,120
And you expect to find him in the next room.

652
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,400
You will find him here.

653
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,160
Actually there's a cutscene that triggers sometimes.

654
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,620
And he's just crying on the floor.

655
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:38,300
Asking why.

656
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,480
But unfortunately it hasn't triggered now.

657
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,660
Because we left it too long.

658
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,900
The fire is still going though.

659
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,760
Which is great.

660
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:44,940
So we'll head back to the box.

661
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,940
And put our can of lynx inside our pouch.

662
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,140
And bring that with us.

663
00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:55,320
Because that's going to help us against numerous monsters and foes.

664
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,400
Down the stairs again.

665
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,320
Don't worry.

666
00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,440
It's not going to affect the speedrun.

667
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,280
I'm actually thinking it's going to enhance the speedrun.

668
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:07,720
Because we won't have to go back to find a herb later on in the game.

669
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Because we already had this can of lynx inside our pocket at the time.

670
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,480
It's looking good.

671
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,320
First aid spray.

672
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,200
Do we need this?

673
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,640
Fuck I don't know.

674
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,280
I don't care anymore.

675
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,580
Back out.

676
00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:51,040
Just a quick background on myself guys.

677
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,900
Anybody new to the channel who's just tuned in.

678
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,320
This is Resident Evil speedrun.

679
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,000
I'm just doing this for laughs.

680
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,900
I actually once won a trophy.

681
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,440
For the games that I played.

682
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:09,900
You don't need to go into this door here.

683
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,680
This was just a little thing I was going to do here.

684
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,540
Because I saw.

685
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,220
I know there's a move that you do in here.

686
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,140
That unlocks free time by the end of the game.

687
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,700
If you do this.

688
00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,180
Once.

689
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,080
Twice.

690
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,140
And then back again.

691
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:23,740
And then run into it the last time.

692
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:28,740
That will give you an extra five minutes additional no damage bonus at the end of the game.

693
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,580
You might not like to hear that.

694
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:52,040
Nathan Havko.

695
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,440
How are you?

696
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,420
Is this Sonic the Hedgehog or Resident Evil?

697
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,580
I can't tell because it's going so fast.

698
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,600
It's Resident Evil Nathan.

699
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:00,720
Yeah.

700
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:02,820
And I was thinking that I didn't want to be.

701
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,120
I actually thought I didn't want to play too fast.

702
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,820
Because I know that some people might actually be.

703
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,900
They won't know what the game is.

704
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,340
But thanks very much anyway for asking.

705
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,400
Somebody stayed up watching some speedruns.

706
00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:17,600
Says Ray Ryan.

707
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,160
Yeah.

708
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:18,520
No.

709
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:18,880
I just.

710
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,840
I never did that.

711
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,500
I actually just fucking do speedruns myself.

712
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,420
Now.

713
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,620
You can move past this guy and fuck the rest of them.

714
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,540
Sarah Feingold.

715
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,420
Thank you very much.

716
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:37,920
Still recovering from an amazing few days in Dublin.

717
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,460
Shout out to the Cowlum crew.

718
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,760
Beardsman MEP.

719
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,640
Feingold.

720
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:42,800
Jimmy Bars.

721
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,060
Roisin Bart.

722
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,660
Aaron King of the Stream.

723
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,560
Frankishgoats.

724
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,280
Shligo Spiders.

725
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:50,660
Tommy Swords.

726
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,060
That sounds like some crew.

727
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,960
I hope you had a great time.

728
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:57,600
Welcome to the galaxy.

729
00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:58,980
And thank you very much for your donation.

730
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,480
It's very, very much appreciated.

731
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,800
Here at the speedrun.

732
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,360
Tuesday night speedrun.

733
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:05,000
Of Resident Evil.

734
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:05,900
One.

735
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:06,620
The original.

736
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:07,340
Game.

737
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:09,420
Mark McD.

738
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,680
Thank you very much.

739
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:12,780
Now.

740
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,960
This guy is still alive.

741
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,960
You might not like that.

742
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:15,520
But he is.

743
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,340
Where the fuck am I?

744
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:17,720
I'm around.

745
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,700
So none left.

746
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:19,480
Fuck.

747
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,400
Now what we'll do here.

748
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,400
We'll put this aim down.

749
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,000
And.

750
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:27,540
Kablamo.

751
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,620
That's him.

752
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:28,900
Done.

753
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,280
Anaconda.

754
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:34,380
Thank you very much.

755
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,200
Anaconda G.

756
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,660
What have you got?

757
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,420
We're in an elevator.

758
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,560
I think we're in an elevator.

759
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,680
Is this elevator music?

760
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,880
I'm not sure.

761
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,320
I'm that man.

762
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,040
That's called the fucking.

763
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,000
Telly to me.

764
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Yo.

765
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:52,600
Yo.

766
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:53,300
Yo.

767
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,380
Thanks so much.

768
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,280
Anaconda G.

769
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,360
For that little tip.

770
00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,080
Making me feel like I'm fucking sick.

771
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,240
Because every time I see that 420 in my little pouch.

772
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,360
I'm feeling like.

773
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:03,960
Ouch.

774
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,480
That shit was nice man.

775
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,680
Anaconda G.

776
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:07,560
Francine.

777
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,020
Please.

778
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,460
Happy birthday to Andrew.

779
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,360
He wants to.

780
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:11,760
Feel the dream.

781
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,100
Feel the dream.

782
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,360
Like a motherfucking custard cream.

783
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,280
Happy birthday Andrew.

784
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,980
And all the things that you do.

785
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,540
Are so special to the Anaconda GZ.

786
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,200
She wanted me to come and give you happy birthday.

787
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:25,840
Easy.

788
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,280
Listen man.

789
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:29,060
Thanks very much for watching the streams.

790
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,200
I gotta get back to this speedrun now.

791
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,540
Or it's gonna end my dreams.

792
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,200
Cheers very much to everybody with the tips.

793
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,000
Jack Big Mac.

794
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:37,980
Malachy.

795
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:38,640
Could you.

796
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,380
Could you ask Alex Candela.

797
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,500
What's the crack with your man.

798
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,460
Or something similar.

799
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,400
It would make our year.

800
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,680
I love you snake.

801
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,720
Don't wake and bake Alex.

802
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,340
What's the crack with your man.

803
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:49,920
Alex.

804
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,660
Wish I knew what rhymed with your name.

805
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,300
Alex.

806
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,500
But I don't.

807
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,300
It's like orange.

808
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,260
So I'm gonna leave that one there.

809
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,920
And fuck off man.

810
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,480
And that wasn't aimed at you.

811
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,900
The fuck off wasn't aimed at you.

812
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,060
I was saying I'm gonna cough at the end of it.

813
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,640
But we can pause the game.

814
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,780
And don't worry about the speedrun being jeopardized.

815
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,460
Because it isn't.

816
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,560
These two guys here.

817
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,180
Losers.

818
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,160
Leave them alone.

819
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,880
They don't need to.

820
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,140
They don't even need to.

821
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:21,020
Wait.

822
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,860
You don't need to give them any time of your day.

823
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,860
They're not gonna fucking thank you for it.

824
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,380
And especially this count as well.

825
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:27,660
Scary spice.

826
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,440
Run over to the desk here.

827
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,800
Jill's master of unlocking.

828
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,460
So you can unlock that using a lock pick.

829
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,500
And you've got something there that you.

830
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,500
Magnum bullets.

831
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:38,620
Yeah.

832
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,140
Oh.

833
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,740
Turn the volume up for you there.

834
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,440
Stick the fucking volume up.

835
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,680
Now we will give these guys a piece of our minds.

836
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:00,080
Fucking pair of them.

837
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,100
Haha.

838
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,680
Didn't realize he was stuck.

839
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,620
Didn't realize that the body of the other fucking zombie could make that guy go stuck.

840
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,520
But it does.

841
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:14,480
Oh!

842
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,060
Fucking neck of that crunch.

843
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:21,800
Oh no.

844
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,500
Now we use that.

845
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,340
Don't worry about that.

846
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:32,500
That's not gonna jeopardize the fucking thing anyway.

847
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,760
The speed run.

848
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,400
Oh.

849
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,340
Fucking hell.

850
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,600
And now we've...

851
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,300
As we go to Jordan B. Peterson,

852
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,860
that will help speed up the...

853
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,640
The reading of the thing.

854
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,140
The reading of the Holy Gospel according to JBP.

855
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:53,100
Good evening.

856
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,700
Tonight's reading.

857
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:58,000
A reading from the book of Scrapbook according to St. John.

858
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,820
Who is not a real saint.

859
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,440
Compared to me.

860
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,260
The man.

861
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:03,820
The myth.

862
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:04,480
The legend.

863
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:05,880
Jordan B. Peterson.

864
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,620
Your father.

865
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,180
Look at me.

866
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:10,620
Steely determination in my eyes.

867
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,740
Pure man.

868
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:12,760
Pure man.

869
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,900
Absolute beast.

870
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:16,980
Raccoon times.

871
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,340
May 27, 1998.

872
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,320
Animal attack.

873
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Woman mutilated.

874
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,440
This is a speed run.

875
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,120
So I'll keep it...

876
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,160
I'll keep it sweet.

877
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,140
May 20th.

878
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:25,820
Clean your room.

879
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,220
Around 10 p.m.

880
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,900
A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby.

881
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,740
In the left bank of the Marble River.

882
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,420
In the cider district of Raccoon City.

883
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:35,060
Why?

884
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,860
Because you're not a man.

885
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,620
You don't know what it means to be a man.

886
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,560
You do not accept responsibility for your actions.

887
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,260
Grow up.

888
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,360
Grow up and get a life.

889
00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:47,740
May 20th.

890
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:48,480
Around 10 p.m.

891
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,980
A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby.

892
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,660
In the left bank of the Marble River.

893
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,420
In the cider district of Raccoon City.

894
00:41:56,420 --> 00:42:03,640
Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animal's doing.

895
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:06,980
Because there are teeth marks along her mutilated arms and left foot.

896
00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,220
That show considerable power.

897
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,220
Much like the power of me.

898
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,280
You know me.

899
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,920
You want to be me.

900
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:16,280
If you do.

901
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,720
As I do enough times.

902
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,940
Then you will become as I am.

903
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,860
Since she was wearing a hiking boot.

904
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,920
On her remaining foot.

905
00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:30,460
It has been determined that she was attacked in the Arkley Mountains.

906
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:31,780
And fell into the river.

907
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,620
They are hurrying to identify this woman.

908
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,240
Some people claim they've seen monsters in the Arkley Mountains.

909
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,100
The monsters are supposedly a boot.

910
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,180
The same size as large dogs.

911
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:45,800
And usually run in a pack.

912
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,980
As wolves do.

913
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,060
The wolf.

914
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:48,100
The wolf.

915
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,240
The prime.

916
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,240
The prime evil.

917
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:53,560
Uh.

918
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,080
Genetic.

919
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,580
Uh.

920
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:56,600
Root.

921
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,460
Of all hounds and dogs.

922
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:04,400
Did you see me when I was on channel 4?

923
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,120
What I tried to do was channel the wolf.

924
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,760
Into my fists.

925
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,680
My face.

926
00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:15,360
My face was that of an Easter Island statue.

927
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,960
Showing nothing but absolute contempt.

928
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,660
For uh.

929
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:20,620
Her.

930
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:20,980
Her.

931
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:26,180
Come on Jordan.

932
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,320
Will you fucking hurry up man.

933
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,640
Some people claim they've seen the monsters a boot in the mountains.

934
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:34,660
This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs.

935
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,800
But these monsters are surprisingly fierce and hard to hurt.

936
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,140
They say these dogs won't bother you.

937
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,140
But if you're looking for adventure.

938
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,020
Check it out.

939
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,280
You wanna try?

940
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,980
Skip the rest of that.

941
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,880
Can't be fucked.

942
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,780
See you later.

943
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:51,140
And uh.

944
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,940
Don't wait up on me.

945
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,940
Cause I won't be there.

946
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,320
To clean up your shit.

947
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,740
Thanks very much JB.

948
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,700
And he's a great guy for that.

949
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:04,800
Thanks very much for taking your time out of your busy schedule JBP.

950
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,020
One of the amazing uh.

951
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,360
Minds of our generation.

952
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,180
Some have said.

953
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:10,980
Perhaps of all time.

954
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,620
Speed run is going really smoothly at the moment.

955
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,840
And you can actually add that.

956
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:20,880
The Jordan B. Peterson addition to the speed run.

957
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,520
Is one which.

958
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,840
A lot of people have a bit of fucking um.

959
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:26,060
They have a problem with it.

960
00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:26,300
One.

961
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,300
Because they can't get access to JBP.

962
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,140
He only comes out of the woodwork.

963
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,480
For uh.

964
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:32,500
Uh.

965
00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,300
People who you know.

966
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,660
You have to have his ear.

967
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,060
You have to be special case.

968
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:38,680
And uh.

969
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:38,680
And uh.

970
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,040
That's what I am.

971
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,220
And he said.

972
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,180
To me that he actually watched the last speed run I did.

973
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,540
And he was so impressed.

974
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,680
That he broke down in tears.

975
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:54,700
Now.

976
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,820
That opens a little compartment here.

977
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:57,860
And we run over to this.

978
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:58,540
And it's a disc.

979
00:44:58,860 --> 00:44:59,820
We've got enough.

980
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:01,760
Uh.

981
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,800
Space in the thing.

982
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,300
M.O.

983
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:03,560
Disc.

984
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,080
And as I.

985
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:05,260
Can recall.

986
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:05,660
That is.

987
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,340
The disc of Ada Wong.

988
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:07,880
Which.

989
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,220
Who will appear in the second game.

990
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:09,940
Ada Wong.

991
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,980
The girlfriend or wife of John.

992
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,120
I don't know if he was John Wong.

993
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,040
I would say he was.

994
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:21,480
But I mean.

995
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,440
I don't want to get it wrong.

996
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:23,240
I mean wrong.

997
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,320
Oh.

998
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:24,920
And that light.

999
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:25,440
You can.

1000
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:26,060
You don't need to.

1001
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,680
You don't need to switch that on or off.

1002
00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:28,480
But I'm just going to leave it.

1003
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,580
I'm going to leave that switch down.

1004
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:29,880
That's.

1005
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,680
Not going to.

1006
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,680
It's not going to hurt the game.

1007
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,220
Okay.

1008
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:47,840
We're on fine.

1009
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,320
And.

1010
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,000
What we do.

1011
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,120
Is just stare at the door there.

1012
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:56,620
For a second.

1013
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,440
Because this is going to give us.

1014
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,200
An extra three minutes.

1015
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,500
Of no damage bonus.

1016
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:00,780
When we get outside that door.

1017
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,580
Sit down.

1018
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,460
Sit down John.

1019
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,280
Thank you very much.

1020
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:06,560
Thank you very much.

1021
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280
Very very kind of you.

1022
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,280
And I hope that you're having.

1023
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:09,780
A nice.

1024
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:10,880
Time.

1025
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,000
And that everything's alright.

1026
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,300
Best luck with you.

1027
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,140
In the future as well.

1028
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,520
Give my love to everyone.

1029
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,560
We'll take these guys out

1030
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,600
Make fucking

1031
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Fuck

1032
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:26,640
Fuck

1033
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:39,960
Thank you very much

1034
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,340
He drinks tequila

1035
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:50,080
But at least it's not a bag of chips

1036
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,560
Jack

1037
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,960
Viper

1038
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,100
I'll say again

1039
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,020
Give the Gallon Boys a shout out

1040
00:46:59,020 --> 00:46:59,720
You sweet thing

1041
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,940
Big shout out to the Gallon Boys

1042
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:07,740
Yeah Gallon Boys

1043
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,160
Shout out to you

1044
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:17,960
Oh fuck

1045
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,480
I hope you have

1046
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,760
Yeah

1047
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,760
Clone named Melissa

1048
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,640
Thank you very much

1049
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:36,180
Clone thank you very much

1050
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:36,500
For that

1051
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,300
Schlug plowing

1052
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:38,860
I'll try

1053
00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,480
And

1054
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,480
Shout out to Sarah Snake

1055
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480
Queen of the stream

1056
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,140
From clone

1057
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,340
Clone named Melissa

1058
00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:51,680
Laura McNamara

1059
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,080
How are you

1060
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,180
Thank you very much for that

1061
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:54,260
Best of luck

1062
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,580
With everything

1063
00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:55,880
And

1064
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,480
Big shout out to everyone

1065
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,600
There

1066
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,460
Oh

1067
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:07,180
Fuck

1068
00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:07,180
Fuck

1069
00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:07,720
I can't

1070
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,620
Sorry about that language

1071
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:12,920
That's not going to affect the speedrun

1072
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,180
The speedrun is actually going

1073
00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,160
Ahead of

1074
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,160
Ahead of speed

1075
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:16,680
At the moment

1076
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,240
Fuck

1077
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:29,680
So

1078
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,880
It's so satisfying

1079
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680
Now what we'll do is

1080
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,700
We don't have any fucking room

1081
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:38,620
We don't have any fucking room

1082
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:42,560
No problem

1083
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:53,720
No no no no no we're not going to go down there

1084
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,520
We're going to go back

1085
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,300
And this is all part of the speedrun as well

1086
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,720
Wait a sec

1087
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:02,600
We don't have a

1088
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,380
We don't have a

1089
00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:10,380
We don't have a

1090
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:11,260
Fucking ink ribbon

1091
00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,720
Yeah ink ribbon is up here

1092
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:15,460
Ink ribbon is up here

1093
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:15,860
I think

1094
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:17,960
It's not

1095
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:18,800
Go down here

1096
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,640
Speedrunnin'

1097
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:24,920
It's tough

1098
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,580
It's not easy

1099
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:35,700
Spag boy

1100
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,160
Thank you very much

1101
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,280
Don't let the game beat you

1102
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,100
I'm not going on it

1103
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,320
If anything I'm going to beat the game

1104
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,320
Game is fucked

1105
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,180
Where did the corpse go?

1106
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,900
Now animations video

1107
00:49:48,900 --> 00:50:08,820
The nerves are holding up pretty well there

1108
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,420
Uh oh

1109
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:09,820
Uh oh

1110
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:10,240
Uh oh

1111
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,420
Derek

1112
00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:14,000
Thank you

1113
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:14,860
Thanks for asking

1114
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:18,880
We just got to go back to the game

1115
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,680
You just got to let this guy

1116
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,940
You might be thinking

1117
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,280
Why is he doing this on a speedrun?

1118
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:23,500
Well

1119
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,940
Because

1120
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:28,160
It's the fastest way to get around him

1121
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:35,440
Don't have

1122
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,440
Don't have

1123
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,960
Don't have nightmares

1124
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,840
Is all I'm going to say

1125
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,660
This game is a real big nightmare fuel

1126
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:49,560
Kind of job

1127
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,060
Am I right in saying

1128
00:50:52,060 --> 00:50:54,140
This isn't the right door?

1129
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:00,020
I am

1130
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:01,400
Get the fuck out of there

1131
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,960
Oh fuck

1132
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:18,640
Now we

1133
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,080
If I'm correct now

1134
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,760
When we get in here

1135
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,440
We're going to get a close-up glimpse

1136
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,560
Of a zombie's head

1137
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,140
And we stare at that for a moment

1138
00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:26,080
And we have a laugh at it

1139
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:33,400
*laughs* Look at the stupid face on him! *laughs*

1140
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,280
And that's some- that's part of the speedrun as well. Now wait for this guy to come down here.

1141
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:48,400
And then move around here. Like that.

1142
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,720
Does look like the moon in Majora's Mask. You're right!

1143
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:14,400
Max Darwin: "Head like corned beef." I wouldn't have said so now, Max! I- his head was more white and pale, if anything. It looked like a moon. Oh, God.

1144
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,280
That was a waste of a shell.

1145
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,960
Back up the ladder here.

1146
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:42,560
yeah we'll climb it oh there's no increment there's no increment we need to we need to get the uh

1147
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:54,560
explosive rounds is what we need to go go back and do

1148
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:11,380
sean king left five minutes how are we back here you missed a hell of a lot sean if you're if you're

1149
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:17,120
interested in speed running you've missed a hell of a lot sean i hope that you've uh

1150
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:25,240
got enough time to witness what's going to happen here we're aiming for an hour 15 we've been playing

1151
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:30,060
for about 15 16 minutes at the moment we managed to make it through back and forth through to the

1152
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:35,000
guard house back to back to the mansion now and what we're doing is a bit of uh swapping and shifting

1153
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:54,040
in the box stick that in there stick the battery in there stick the magnum bullets in there

1154
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,720
flame rounds or explosive rounds the explosive rounds

1155
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:14,120
now it's it's health that i'm worried about now but we can get the uh there's two herbs

1156
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,200
down in that uh hallway that we were at before

1157
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:34,840
up the stairs wooden staircase lovely wooden lacquered kind of floor and a lovely bassy sound on those steps

1158
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:42,280
as well second flight no loading screen necessary

1159
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,600
back down here

1160
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,640
is here where we will uh go through into the flame room

1161
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:11,720
hold on a moment yeah

1162
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:22,840
down the rope down the ladder

1163
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:37,960
clown music don't worry about that it's nothing we can't handle there are shells back here

1164
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:55,160
so speed run we don't want to risk it so we'll leave it we'll come back when we're harder and stronger

1165
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:14,200
jesus christ down to the final door back here now this is a metal door hard as rusted

1166
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,000
and there we have majora's mask

1167
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,760
making it look so easy

1168
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,280
back up there is it no

1169
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:37,800
i'm afraid not what we do is we go out that door and this gives us an extra five minutes of no damage

1170
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:43,480
bonus as well if we go back in and we look at the the the majora's mask head and get you have to laugh as

1171
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,320
well otherwise you don't get the extra bonus

1172
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,700
Look at his fucking head.

1173
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,200
It's ridiculous.

1174
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,980
And that should, if I'm correct now,

1175
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:59,640
I've given us an extra little bit of five minutes added.

1176
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:00,480
No damage.

1177
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,460
No claims bonus.

1178
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:06,820
So the premium has actually gone down the next time we get there.

1179
00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:25,120
No.

1180
00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:27,540
Move.

1181
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,180
The herb has been taken there.

1182
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,680
There's nothing for us there.

1183
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:33,360
Anything in here?

1184
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,140
No, no, no.

1185
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,040
We go into this.

1186
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,280
We go into that room.

1187
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:38,660
We go into that room.

1188
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,660
We go into that room.

1189
00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:48,120
Into this one.

1190
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,240
Don't worry.

1191
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,200
It's not going to affect the speedrun at all.

1192
00:57:51,860 --> 00:57:53,420
We're actually ahead of time at the moment.

1193
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,120
I think we've been playing for about 17 and a half minutes.

1194
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,120
We take these explosive rounds.

1195
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,200
Going to be completely tooled up with them.

1196
00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:04,820
12 in the case there.

1197
00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:09,300
Those hunters aren't going to know what's hit them.

1198
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:10,800
Yeah.

1199
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,160
We will.

1200
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:11,400
Yeah.

1201
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,840
Fucking 18.

1202
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:12,920
18.

1203
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:19,480
18 minutes.

1204
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,000
Great stuff.

1205
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,280
Now we can mix these herbs up.

1206
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,620
What we do is we take this one.

1207
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,920
Which is sativa.

1208
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,060
I think this could be an indica.

1209
00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:48,800
Put them together.

1210
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,080
Cross pollinate.

1211
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:54,520
I think that.

1212
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,040
I think that.

1213
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,040
I think that.

1214
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,040
I think that.

1215
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,720
Makes a lovely little bit of stuff.

1216
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,680
That alleviates the heartache.

1217
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,520
We're turning that down a little bit.

1218
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,100
The music could be getting a little bit annoying for most people.

1219
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,720
I'm aware of that.

1220
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,780
Oh, fuck.

1221
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,860
Fucking moon rocket.

1222
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:24,260
What?

1223
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:35,640
Fuck.

1224
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,020
Is there a key?

1225
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,820
Was I meant to have a fucking key for this one?

1226
00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:40,820
Fuck.

1227
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:42,820
Fuck.

1228
00:59:42,820 --> 01:00:11,820
*fuck*

1229
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:28,820
No, what matters is we're completely tooled up. We'll take that down to those two bookings, the hunters down in that hallway and we'll blast them with the explosive rounds. Should be good. And it'll definitely give us the time that we're after.

1230
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:53,820
Also, did you know this? Push that there. Wrong move. Go out of the blue doors and then go back in again and then go back to that bookcase and push it the other way. That will unlock something. And then that'll help us get to the end of the game faster.

1231
01:00:53,820 --> 01:01:06,820
*fuck*

1232
01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:07,820
*fuck*

1233
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:08,820
*fuck*

1234
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:08,820
*fuck*

1235
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,820
*fuck*

1236
01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:10,820
*fuck*

1237
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:10,820
*fuck*

1238
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:11,820
*fuck*

1239
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:12,820
*fuck*

1240
01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:13,820
*fuck*

1241
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,820
*fuck*

1242
01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:15,820
*fuck*

1243
01:01:15,820 --> 01:01:16,820
*fuck*

1244
01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:26,800
Have a look outside the window.

1245
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:29,900
Helicopter port.

1246
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,780
Now, do I go back and save it?

1247
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:47,040
Or do I just go and attack the hunters?

1248
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:49,600
Speedrun now.

1249
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,100
Save it, okay.

1250
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,960
I have to go all the way back to the typewriter.

1251
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,400
Everyone's saying save.

1252
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,520
I'm going to go with you guys.

1253
01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:05,880
I think you know what I mean.

1254
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,520
I'm actually better than you at the game.

1255
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,620
And I've done it faster.

1256
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,140
I'm going to do it even faster as well.

1257
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,600
But I'm going to take your advice just this once.

1258
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:17,600
I'm not actually taking your advice.

1259
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,800
I'm going to do what I want.

1260
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,380
And it's just a coincidence that you're telling me what I want to do.

1261
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:25,460
It's the way it is.

1262
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:26,560
Speedrun.

1263
01:02:26,740 --> 01:02:27,680
I can't listen to you.

1264
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:34,320
Back into Majora's fucking lair here.

1265
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:36,760
Watch out.

1266
01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:37,860
He's got form.

1267
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:44,520
Just wait for him to choose a side and then we'll...

1268
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:52,660
Fucking idiot.

1269
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,500
Gimps down there.

1270
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,140
Nothing for us in that room anyway.

1271
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,900
Music sounds like a toddler laying into a Casio keyboard in a charity shop.

1272
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,020
This is Kieran McGowan.

1273
01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:29,780
Steve Lebowski.

1274
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:29,780
Steve Lebowski.

1275
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,240
How are you?

1276
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,100
Why don't you play Resident Evil 2 Viper?

1277
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,520
I played it already, Steve.

1278
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,020
Were you not here?

1279
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,220
Played both versions.

1280
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,460
The new and the old.

1281
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,260
Welcome to the stream.

1282
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,780
Up the rope we go.

1283
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,100
And this is going to feel brilliant now.

1284
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,280
We get to that typewriter, ink ribbon, the hammer hitting the ink ribbon, then the page.

1285
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,920
When you think about it, typewriter, what an amazing machine, like the intricacy of it.

1286
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:07,600
Now we're just like on the laptop, it's all very easy to do, but the typewriter, you actually have to have a bit of power behind the hammer.

1287
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:21,360
Down these stairs again, this is a great staircase in the game, probably one of my most favourite staircases in the game actually.

1288
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,660
It's up there with the main hall staircase, which is actually carpeted marble.

1289
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:33,840
But I do find the sound of the boot, Jill's boot, on the hardwood floor is so satisfying.

1290
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,460
Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, speedrun save game.

1291
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,040
You can save your progress with this.

1292
01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:42,280
Will you use the ink ribbon? Yeah.

1293
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,340
Now, speedrun baby.

1294
01:04:51,340 --> 01:05:08,420
Into there.

1295
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,340
Stick your clip.

1296
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,520
Are we any more explosive runs?

1297
01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:16,180
We do.

1298
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:21,000
Right.

1299
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,760
Welcome to the speedrun, everybody.

1300
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:34,620
It's a Resident Evil 1 speedrun.

1301
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,040
We've been playing the game now for about 19 and a half minutes.

1302
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,300
We've made it to the guard house.

1303
01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:41,760
Back out of the guard house to the mansion for the second part of the mansion.

1304
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:42,860
Second scenario.

1305
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,980
First scenario with Jill, but it's the second time that we reach the mansion.

1306
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,780
And, yeah, we're going for the speedrun.

1307
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,420
World record.

1308
01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:52,300
Land speed.

1309
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:52,360
Land speed.

1310
01:05:52,360 --> 01:06:15,000
Derrick Gibson, don't overwrite.

1311
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,920
Leave yourself an older save in case it all goes balls up.

1312
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:23,720
It's too late, Derrick.

1313
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:29,840
Perhaps the chat is 30 or 40 seconds delayed.

1314
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,460
And they're saying that the delay on the chat won't matter anymore.

1315
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:39,500
That'll be a thing of the past soon enough when 5G comes into town.

1316
01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:46,340
And we're able to use 5G instead of my 4G fucking data tethering broadband.

1317
01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:49,740
Because there's no rural broadband connections.

1318
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:54,800
I seen the last day the air was saying they could deliver the broadband for 1 billion euro.

1319
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,820
When's that like?

1320
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,120
Why are they saying that now in 2019?

1321
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,840
Why does it take so long?

1322
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,020
Like, fucking hell.

1323
01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:09,680
This guy.

1324
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:11,600
We'll move across here.

1325
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,920
Back up.

1326
01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:14,480
Back up.

1327
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,180
Back up.

1328
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:15,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1329
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,040
Back up.

1330
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:16,420
Back up.

1331
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,000
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

1332
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,620
Where we get to blast the hunters.

1333
01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,760
Into the next fucking, into the next realm.

1334
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,280
Apparently the 5G is a lot of hubbub about that.

1335
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,740
People saying it's gonna melt your brain.

1336
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,040
But they said that.

1337
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,600
Remember they said that about Wi-Fi.

1338
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:51,000
Big hullabaloo about Wi-Fi.

1339
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,220
We're gonna give one blast to the shotgun.

1340
01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:57,780
Oh, I said.

1341
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,660
No, acid round first.

1342
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,400
Haha.

1343
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,520
It's such a satisfying scream.

1344
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:07,660
Okay.

1345
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:09,000
There we go.

1346
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000
There we go.

1347
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000
There we go.

1348
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000
There we go.

1349
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:27,860
Yeah!

1350
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:56,960
Yes! We did it guys! We did it! Stupid idiots! Stupid, stupid fucking idiots! They thought they could rule me and they thought they could ruin my life in days.

1351
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,960
And they did for a couple of days. But now it's all on.

1352
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:17,960
*music*

1353
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:26,060
Yo, yo, what's the crack? Those hunters got their heads slapped off by me, Jill Valentine. I came in time to ruin their lives.

1354
01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:38,060
Like a little snakey boy eating mince pies. I don't tell lies. I just shoot my load and go. I'm talking about the big explosive rounds. Did you see them blow? Right in those Hunter S. Thompson's faces.

1355
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:40,060
Now they're left...

1356
01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:51,060
On the ground. They should have been wearing braces. Unfortunately they weren't. They were fucking monsters. They went down to the orthodontist and said, "Can I get an Invisalign, please?"

1357
01:09:51,060 --> 01:10:03,060
The doctor said, "Get the fuck out of my study now, please?" Before I call the police. You little green bastards.

1358
01:10:03,060 --> 01:10:24,060
Anthony Paul, you're looking tall, asking me to play Goldeneye, sure you have fuck all N64 games, I don't even own the console.

1359
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:44,060
I do have a picture of Vingray signed from Pulp Fiction Days, but I gave it away to the Guinness Book of Records guys and gays. They came round for me looking for my fucking photographs that I had. Thanks very much guys for the one euro. Where did the flow go?

1360
01:10:50,060 --> 01:11:06,060
What's that man? That's called fucking Teletubbies. Clearly you can't pass the phone. The flow came back so hard and heavy. Fuck. Fuck.

1361
01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:24,060
Guinness Book of Records, thanks so much. I'm asking Brian Marcy to say, I'm asking Brian Marcy to...

1362
01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:26,060
Ah, for fuck's sake!

1363
01:11:40,060 --> 01:11:56,060
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Francis is back, ready to attack a lyrical assassin with a big massive sack full of rhymes. And where the fuck has it gone again?

1364
01:12:08,060 --> 01:12:26,060
Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. We came through it. You know me. We're right here on TV3 doing this 365 days shit. Yo, I ain't got a contract of nothing. I just like nothing. All over... All over these little green buttons there.

1365
01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:44,060
They got a taste of pain. And now they're going insane. I want to say a big thanks so much to everybody who's donated. And everybody out there who never donated. They're hating. But I love hate. And I hate love. So let's just fly away like a little dove in the sky.

1366
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:52,060
And I say a big thank you to Anthony Paul, Guinness Book of Records, a clone named Gibson, Limitruck Stream, Brian Marcy.

1367
01:12:55,060 --> 01:13:17,060
You guys are the best guys. I want to see your eyes. But I can't because we're separated through this screen. Do you know what I mean? It's a lovely speedrun stream. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, baby, baby.

1368
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:29,060
Living out here in the mainframe with my friend Ving Reims. He lives over there on fucking planet Quagmire.

1369
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:58,060
He's got a cool gaff with a log fire. He doesn't use gas. He doesn't use any solid fuels or any fucking carbon sort of stuff like, you know, peat and turf and all that. He only burns. And this is between you and me, liquid nitrogen, which you can't burn because it's frozen. But that's Ving Reims. He has a special touch. If you go around to him.

1370
01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:27,060
Ask him how much. He'll say 20. Give him the score. He'll open the door. Let you inside. And the rest is a mad fucking ride. Not like a sex. It's not a sexual thing. I'm just saying like the whole experience of going around to Ving Reims gaff and warming yourself on a liquid nitrogen fire is a mad ride. You're not paying him for sex or anything like that. Thanks very much.

1371
01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:45,060
Now back into the gate. Sorry to stop that there. Thanks very much for that. And that's the special speedrun breakdown that you can do, which will give you an extra three or four minutes. No, no claims bonus.

1372
01:14:45,060 --> 01:15:06,060
This is something you can do if you've if you are doing a speedrun. You have a look at this hallway here.

1373
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:13,520
Hang on. Hang on.

1374
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,200
Brilliant.

1375
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:33,660
Brilliant. Brilliant.

1376
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,660
Okay.

1377
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:39,820
Sorry guys. Sorry.

1378
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:42,160
I forgot I came off the screen there.

1379
01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,940
Thanks very much there.

1380
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,560
Let me know that.

1381
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,440
Over here.

1382
01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,480
Even though we don't need to.

1383
01:15:49,480 --> 01:16:18,480
*Ballon music*

1384
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:23,480
Now this is one of my favourite staircases I was telling you about them before, it's carpeted! Listen to the...

1385
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,480
*Ballon music*

1386
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:30,480
*Ballon music*

1387
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,480
Lovely, really sounds nice

1388
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:36,480
*Ballon music*

1389
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,480
Lovely stuff

1390
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,480
Back through these doors here

1391
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:45,480
Back through the dining room upper level as well

1392
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,480
*Ballon music*

1393
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,480
And we've hunters in here

1394
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,480
*Ballon music*

1395
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,480
Don't worry you can go down this side here

1396
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,480
You won't have to-

1397
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,480
You wanna f- Oh!

1398
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,480
Fucking god.

1399
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:28,480
Wait for this fucking savage cabbage here to come round the corner and we'll blast him into kingdom come.

1400
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:34,480
That's something I like to do on a holiday or a weekday, like, you know, it's not really something I fucking do.

1401
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,480
Uh, night five, you know?

1402
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,480
He's a green Slimer.

1403
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,480
He's a fucking social climber.

1404
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:47,480
If you let him in, he'll use you in order to get-

1405
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,480
Fuck ya.

1406
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,480
Fuck you.

1407
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,480
Oh no no no no no no no, please no.

1408
01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:58,480
Mm!

1409
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,680
F*cking scum man.

1410
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,480
He'll use you to get ahead.

1411
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:07,480
He doesn't care about you actually as a friend or as a person.

1412
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:10,680
What he will do is he will latch onto you.

1413
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,680
We've used the helmet key.

1414
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:19,480
And then he will use you to get to different places, higher places.

1415
01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:26,480
Or use friends that you may have of a higher social, that have a higher social standing.

1416
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,480
And then he'll f*ck you off.

1417
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,480
And that's those hunters. That's what they do.

1418
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,480
Light switch here.

1419
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,480
We won't push... Yeah we will.

1420
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,480
What we'll do is we'll push it back on first.

1421
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,480
I've seen this.

1422
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:40,480
Look at this.

1423
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,480
Right?

1424
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,480
Note on the table.

1425
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,480
You know what that means, don't you?

1426
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,480
You know what that means.

1427
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,480
Take it away JB.

1428
01:18:51,480 --> 01:19:20,800
that means. Take it away, JB. Huckus buckus, thank you very much for your donation. Mucho

1429
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:47,760
appreciato. Clean your room, Huckus buckus. Huckus bucko. Sit down, John. Thank you very much for your lovely donation and sweet tipus, tipus whippus orders.

1430
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,060
By Jordan B. Peterson.

1431
01:19:52,060 --> 01:20:03,960
Thank you very much, Stevie. That is very kind of you, Stevie. Thank you very much.

1432
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:07,400
Top Secret, July 22nd, 1998.

1433
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:12,840
213. To the head of the security department.

1434
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,840
In place to Johnny Hay, you got the chip on his shoulder. Release the cutter by the chip.

1435
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:31,780
Thank you very much, Gregoski Valentine. X-Day is approaching. X-Day is approaching. Complete the following orders within the week.

1436
01:20:31,780 --> 01:20:39,720
Lure the members of STARS. Neal. Thank you very much, Neal.

1437
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:45,220
Neal. Who do you think you are?

1438
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:54,960
You're nothing but this to me. A speck of dust. But thank you very much for your kind heart and generous donation.

1439
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:06,700
Green Velvet 2. Lure the members of STARS into the lab and have them fight with the BOW.

1440
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:11,940
In order to obtain data of actual battles.

1441
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:17,820
2. Collect Tom Mahan. Thank you very much.

1442
01:21:17,820 --> 01:21:26,280
thank you Tom Mahanbucko

1443
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:31,260
collect two embryos per BOW

1444
01:21:31,260 --> 01:21:35,720
type making sure to include all species

1445
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,600
except for tyrant

1446
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,400
three

1447
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:44,560
destroy the ARKLE lab including all researchers

1448
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,220
and lab animals in a manner which will seem accidental

1449
01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:50,240
by white umbrella

1450
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:57,080
man

1451
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,640
what has he created

1452
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,700
death

1453
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:02,760
destruction

1454
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:06,000
but also everything that is good in society too

1455
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:09,320
and that's not something we should leave behind

1456
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,000
we gotta think about that

1457
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:16,480
did you see me on channel 4

1458
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:19,400
did you see the way I handled the situation

1459
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,560
it was beautiful

1460
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,300
it was exquisite

1461
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:29,160
I feel powerful

1462
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,480
I feel great

1463
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,660
and you need to think about that

1464
01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,380
good night

1465
01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,460
god bless

1466
01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:38,580
your father

1467
01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:40,980
thanks Jordan

1468
01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:50,120
I don't know why he keeps on referring to himself as our fathers

1469
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,780
who doesn't art in heaven

1470
01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,100
and while we're at it

1471
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:57,280
why was our father who art in heaven

1472
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,200
what was he doing in heaven

1473
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,100
was he making a bit of things up there

1474
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:02,440
was he

1475
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:05,900
did he do a bit of art up there

1476
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:11,440
or is it old language for who is in heaven

1477
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:12,740
our father who is in heaven

1478
01:23:12,740 --> 01:23:18,520
hold on a second now

1479
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,120
now we move this

1480
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:22,420
to there

1481
01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:25,920
like that

1482
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,620
we switch this off

1483
01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:31,780
and we should get a red jewel

1484
01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:32,800
if I'm correct

1485
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,160
yeah red jewel

1486
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,460
the head

1487
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:38,760
the eye of the moose

1488
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:41,780
Canadian moose

1489
01:23:41,780 --> 01:24:00,740
we'll take that

1490
01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:02,020
and we can take the shells too

1491
01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:03,900
because they'll combine with the rest of the shells

1492
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:17,440
spoon

1493
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,260
spoon

1494
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:21,220
fuck

1495
01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:22,420
spoon

1496
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:23,480
thank you very much for that

1497
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,760
420

1498
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,740
very very kind of you

1499
01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:27,640
and hocus bucus

1500
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,160
and sit

1501
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,700
sit down John

1502
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:30,920
and Steve

1503
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:32,220
and Neil

1504
01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:32,900
and Grigoski

1505
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:35,480
very very very kind of everyone

1506
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:39,860
and Phil Eglinton

1507
01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:44,700
very very kind of you Phil

1508
01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:45,640
thank you very much

1509
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:50,280
now where do we go here

1510
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,260
let me think about this

1511
01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,260
we'll go

1512
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:54,180
this is a speed run guys

1513
01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:55,160
welcome to the speed run

1514
01:24:55,160 --> 01:25:01,520
check your map five times

1515
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:02,860
I'll give you an extra bit of cabbage

1516
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:04,280
if you move

1517
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,460
back out here

1518
01:25:06,460 --> 01:25:07,180
into this

1519
01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:11,660
into this

1520
01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:12,820
the downstairs

1521
01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:16,920
oh fuck that

1522
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:17,380
what am I doing

1523
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,580
this is the second floor

1524
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,320
isn't it

1525
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,460
fuck

1526
01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,060
first floor

1527
01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:31,600
watch out for the

1528
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:37,400
oh hold on

1529
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,440
hold on

1530
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:41,860
fuck

1531
01:25:41,860 --> 01:25:44,020
fuck

1532
01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:46,600
fuck

1533
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,600
fuck

1534
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,600
fuck

1535
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,980
fuck

1536
01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:47,480
fuck

1537
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,820
I think we go downstairs here

1538
01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:50,600
and put the

1539
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,220
stuff inside the

1540
01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:52,820
the box

1541
01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:53,980
there's like a chest

1542
01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:55,820
but if there's a hunter down here

1543
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:56,500
we could be fucked

1544
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,640
get ready for it

1545
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,400
there is

1546
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:00,860
there is

1547
01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:01,260
and I'm

1548
01:26:01,260 --> 01:26:02,180
I'm not waiting around

1549
01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:05,300
what do you reckon

1550
01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:06,020
we can take him

1551
01:26:06,020 --> 01:26:10,320
should I fucking bother

1552
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,220
trying to take him on

1553
01:26:11,220 --> 01:26:13,320
on like zero health

1554
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:25,940
do you reckon we can take him

1555
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:31,100
give it a go

1556
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:39,980
thank you very much

1557
01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:42,340
martin crackhorn

1558
01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:44,260
you can just run into the room

1559
01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:45,100
says spag boy

1560
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:54,540
what about this

1561
01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:55,000
shh shh

1562
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:55,380
fuck

1563
01:26:55,380 --> 01:27:07,160
fucking hell

1564
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,080
watch this now

1565
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:16,440
watch this

1566
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:16,880
watch this

1567
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,380
watch this

1568
01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:19,560
watch this

1569
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,120
con's not gonna know

1570
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:22,540
what it is

1571
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:33,340
what an idiot

1572
01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:40,700
and that hit the sweet spot

1573
01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:45,440
something

1574
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:47,060
oh

1575
01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,160
look

1576
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:49,500
look what we got here

1577
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:51,700
if I had an increment

1578
01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,300
but great if they gave you

1579
01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:54,280
extra increments

1580
01:27:54,280 --> 01:28:08,620
I know we can go and use the red jewel

1581
01:28:08,620 --> 01:28:10,920
to get the cold python out of the lion

1582
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,860
but I mean we've no health

1583
01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:15,020
so we need to find health

1584
01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:17,860
we'll go and find health

1585
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,320
then we'll come back

1586
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:19,320
then we'll come back

1587
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:20,720
should we save it?

1588
01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:25,060
should we save it?

1589
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:25,660
we'll save it

1590
01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:34,060
we won't overwrite

1591
01:28:34,060 --> 01:28:43,120
because Derek Gibson

1592
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:43,140
because Derek Gibson

1593
01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:45,860
will kill me

1594
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:49,080
and Aaron Flood

1595
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,140
will be flooding the chat

1596
01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:54,020
with bad news

1597
01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:58,980
and then Ray Ryan

1598
01:28:58,980 --> 01:29:00,020
will be chiming in

1599
01:29:00,020 --> 01:29:01,260
too late though

1600
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,840
to let us all know

1601
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:03,840
that you've only one left

1602
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,700
and then Bilbo Naggins

1603
01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:07,120
will go

1604
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:08,260
good man yourself

1605
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,500
and then Percy Purple

1606
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,940
apropos of nothing

1607
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,640
will just say

1608
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,480
how are you Francis?

1609
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,400
and then fucking Charlie Revy

1610
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,260
will be cruising around

1611
01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:20,260
saying well bah

1612
01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:23,600
and once you know

1613
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:25,340
that old Sine Cormac Mulfill

1614
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:26,840
will be good manning his out

1615
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,680
good manning his up

1616
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:45,360
oh fuck

1617
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:46,680
okay a speed run

1618
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:47,440
is still on guys

1619
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:47,920
we've been playing

1620
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,860
for about 23

1621
01:29:48,860 --> 01:29:49,420
oh

1622
01:29:49,420 --> 01:29:53,680
23 seconds

1623
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,180
we're really going for it here

1624
01:29:56,180 --> 01:29:57,500
sponsored

1625
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,060
by Firelighter

1626
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,520
when I slither home

1627
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:02,440
after a hard day

1628
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:03,200
out in the fields

1629
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,380
there's nothing I like

1630
01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,440
more than lashing a few

1631
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:06,840
shtickings into the fireplace

1632
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,040
that's enough of that

1633
01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,180
sorry we couldn't really

1634
01:30:10,180 --> 01:30:11,100
go longer on that

1635
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:11,720
but I need to

1636
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,720
it's a speed run

1637
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:17,560
nice now

1638
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:26,620
oh fuck

1639
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:27,100
there's something

1640
01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:28,880
we've been

1641
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:28,880
we've been

1642
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,320
we've been a nasty

1643
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,140
business in here

1644
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:31,560
it sounds like

1645
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:42,300
blew him

1646
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:43,240
look at his head

1647
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:53,440
alright

1648
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:54,960
Patrick

1649
01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:55,920
Kevin and Galway

1650
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:56,260
wants to know

1651
01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:56,980
where you get the shades

1652
01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:58,420
um

1653
01:30:58,420 --> 01:31:00,020
where was this

1654
01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:00,480
can I remember

1655
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:00,700
man

1656
01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:01,760
some shop

1657
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,020
hope that answers

1658
01:31:03,020 --> 01:31:03,620
your question

1659
01:31:03,620 --> 01:31:09,640
now

1660
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,360
second floor

1661
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:16,500
we need to go

1662
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:21,400
downstairs

1663
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:21,860
upstairs

1664
01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:42,720
we need to go downstairs

1665
01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:43,680
we need to get out of here

1666
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,620
although there may be

1667
01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:48,180
there may be herbs

1668
01:31:48,180 --> 01:31:50,100
upstairs I don't have

1669
01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:51,800
I'm not

1670
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:52,780
I'm not aware of that

1671
01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:53,840
but we'll go down here

1672
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:54,800
and then go through the door

1673
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,340
down there

1674
01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:56,460
hopefully it will be okay

1675
01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:59,500
this is a speed run guys

1676
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,380
if you've just tuned in

1677
01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:01,840
sorry I can't really

1678
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,960
you know

1679
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:04,900
do anything mad

1680
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,500
or crazy

1681
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,440
or anything like that

1682
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:06,900
this is

1683
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,420
we're going for a speed run

1684
01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:09,480
we're 23 minutes

1685
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:10,140
into the game

1686
01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:10,740
as we speak

1687
01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:14,160
we're looking to go for

1688
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,140
an hour 15

1689
01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:15,700
is the

1690
01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:17,320
is my own personal best

1691
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,260
if I can make an hour 1430

1692
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,620
inside that

1693
01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:22,700
then I'm really going to be happy

1694
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:23,200
and also

1695
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,900
the guys over at Guinness Book

1696
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:25,700
of Records

1697
01:32:25,700 --> 01:32:26,320
have been

1698
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:27,600
so so so

1699
01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:28,720
helpful and nice

1700
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:30,360
and facilitating me

1701
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:30,820
and

1702
01:32:30,820 --> 01:32:32,680
encouraging me to

1703
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,580
to get ahead

1704
01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:43,720
fuck

1705
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:51,880
viper doesn't know

1706
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:52,380
what's not

1707
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,160
yeah I do

1708
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,960
the den like

1709
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:59,660
oh thank fuck

1710
01:32:59,660 --> 01:33:02,500
this is it

1711
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:05,240
shouldn't have picked up

1712
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:06,020
the ink ribbon though

1713
01:33:06,020 --> 01:33:08,920
I can just take one after another

1714
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:12,380
if you take one herb

1715
01:33:12,380 --> 01:33:13,720
and then another one separately

1716
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,180
does it still have the same effect

1717
01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:16,420
as if you mix them together

1718
01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:34,800
speed run

1719
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:35,100
through

1720
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:36,000
don't have the key

1721
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:36,720
for the room

1722
01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:37,580
fuck

1723
01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:43,760
well at least we

1724
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:44,780
found the herbs anyway

1725
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:45,780
Okay.

1726
01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:46,780
Okay.

1727
01:33:46,780 --> 01:33:47,780
Okay.

1728
01:33:47,780 --> 01:33:48,780
Okay.

1729
01:33:48,780 --> 01:33:49,780
Okay.

1730
01:33:49,780 --> 01:33:50,780
Okay.

1731
01:33:50,780 --> 01:33:51,780
Okay.

1732
01:33:51,780 --> 01:33:52,780
Okay.

1733
01:33:52,780 --> 01:33:54,780
*Tonk*

1734
01:33:54,780 --> 01:33:56,780
*Stock*

1735
01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:58,780
*Stock*

1736
01:33:58,780 --> 01:34:00,780
*Stock*

1737
01:34:00,780 --> 01:34:02,780
*Stock*

1738
01:34:02,780 --> 01:34:04,780
*Stock*

1739
01:34:04,780 --> 01:34:06,780
*Stock*

1740
01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:08,780
*Stock*

1741
01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:10,780
*Stock*

1742
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,780
*Stock*

1743
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:14,780
*Stock*

1744
01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,780
*Stock*

1745
01:34:16,780 --> 01:34:18,780
*Stock*

1746
01:34:18,780 --> 01:34:20,780
Where the fuck am I going?

1747
01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:22,780
*Stock*

1748
01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:41,580
All right, oh yeah

1749
01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:52,380
I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see go through here now

1750
01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:56,840
Over the carpet. Oh, yeah, did you ever do this?

1751
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,820
Watch this now open the door winning streak

1752
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:13,780
See you later don't think you're going anywhere back in through the underground bit

1753
01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:24,840
I guess Jim Jim and Peter's

1754
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:29,720
Thank you very much Jim Jim and peanuts

1755
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:39,040
Quick check the map again

1756
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:47,140
Through the door in front of me and down the door for the moment

1757
01:35:47,140 --> 01:36:04,360
Oh, man, I'm so happy that that happened because I thought I was dead like he did his his he's he shouldn't have done the scream he should have just attacked he would have had me

1758
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:07,580
Now red jewel we don't have it fuck I?

1759
01:36:07,580 --> 01:36:13,360
Like he did he his his he shouldn't have done the scream he should have just attacked he would have had me

1760
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:32,020
Now red jewel we don't have it fuck?

1761
01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:32,680
Fuck.

1762
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:38,500
Speed run, guys.

1763
01:36:39,980 --> 01:36:42,100
I think now there could be a box.

1764
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:45,360
Where the fuck is in there's box?

1765
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,720
Where the fuck is in there's box?

1766
01:36:50,540 --> 01:36:51,920
There's a box down here.

1767
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,920
There.

1768
01:37:06,740 --> 01:37:08,080
Look at this.

1769
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:09,900
Watch this.

1770
01:37:11,380 --> 01:37:13,040
Really gonna enjoy this one.

1771
01:37:17,180 --> 01:37:19,620
Oh, it's so satisfying.

1772
01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:25,180
And I got his mate as well.

1773
01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:26,980
There's a box here.

1774
01:37:28,020 --> 01:37:28,840
It's all coming together.

1775
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:37,020
This won't affect the speed run, D. O'Connell at all.

1776
01:37:39,300 --> 01:37:40,780
No, you don't, spag boy.

1777
01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:42,700
You need one red jewel and one blue.

1778
01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:44,160
We've already inserted the red.

1779
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,420
We've already inserted the blue.

1780
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,500
And now we just have to insert the red.

1781
01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:52,620
And you know what?

1782
01:37:52,740 --> 01:37:53,920
I'm not even gonna save it.

1783
01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:58,980
I feel that confident.

1784
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,520
Can we get rid of these keys?

1785
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,780
Can we get rid of these keys?

1786
01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:11,820
Fuck it.

1787
01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:11,820
Fuck it.

1788
01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:11,840
Fuck it.

1789
01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:13,540
No herb.

1790
01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:15,560
No, uh...

1791
01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:16,820
Lynx.

1792
01:38:16,980 --> 01:38:17,560
We're gonna just...

1793
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:20,820
Go down, stick the red jewel in the tiger's eye.

1794
01:38:20,980 --> 01:38:22,120
The tiger will spin around.

1795
01:38:22,260 --> 01:38:23,900
Cold python in my possession then.

1796
01:38:24,820 --> 01:38:26,180
And you know what that means.

1797
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:28,800
You can just blast, blast, blast the night away.

1798
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:44,180
Thanks Shane Dawson for keeping us abreast.

1799
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:47,760
The time we're officially 24.5 minutes into the speed run, guys.

1800
01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:49,880
Welcome to the stream, everyone, if you've just joined us.

1801
01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:53,100
I only started 24 minutes ago.

1802
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:56,100
The lead up to that was, say, uh...

1803
01:38:56,100 --> 01:38:56,980
Fun and games.

1804
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,360
Can't use it here.

1805
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:02,760
That's a...

1806
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:05,640
Okay.

1807
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,520
Just stand right over there.

1808
01:39:08,780 --> 01:39:09,500
Yeah, like that.

1809
01:39:10,220 --> 01:39:10,460
Yeah.

1810
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:14,680
Look at that.

1811
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:28,360
Yeah.

1812
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:37,020
There we go.

1813
01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:39,960
Great stuff.

1814
01:39:39,960 --> 01:40:03,580
Where am I meant to go now?

1815
01:40:06,580 --> 01:40:07,400
It's speedrun.

1816
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,400
It's speedrun.

1817
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:38,380
Thank you.

1818
01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:58,060
Bit of spam in there. Afraid it's had to go. Now, there's no, I'm not checking the FAQ, I just saw someone write S five or six signs. This is a speedrun guys, we can't have that going on you see.

1819
01:40:58,060 --> 01:41:07,660
Where the fuck am I going man?

1820
01:41:07,660 --> 01:41:37,640
What the fuck am I going on you see?

1821
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:46,640
You don't want to waste too much time on the speedrun guys.

1822
01:41:46,640 --> 01:42:07,560
Kevin McGuinness, why don't you do more of these videos? I'm doing it now man.

1823
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:14,640
Thanks for watching.

1824
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:17,640
Fuck man.

1825
01:42:17,640 --> 01:42:35,640
Oh there's gonna be fucking spiders in here I think now. Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ!

1826
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:44,640
Thanks Kevin McGuinness, no problem man. I hope you're alright.

1827
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:53,640
I don't like these fucking spiders man.

1828
01:42:53,640 --> 01:43:02,640
I don't like these fucking spiders man.

1829
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:12,900
oh oh oh oh

1830
01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:18,400
fucking nimble

1831
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:26,200
they're so easy for me to go by wasn't as bad as I thought it was I thought it was gonna be a

1832
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:31,120
hard spider and look at the angle on Jill this is a real close-up that we don't really get to

1833
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:40,360
see of her very much as you can see seems like a nice person and she's very calm and nice and has

1834
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:47,160
like a nice demeanor and is very sound as well and kind of feel sorry for that she's in the situation

1835
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:58,920
where she's she's landed in a house full of zombies and spiders and other creatures spiders dogs

1836
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:08,840
huntress Thompson's winning streak dangerous winning streak beasts spiders and they want to kill her and she does she just looks knackered now

1837
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:18,080
oh my god maybe we have to go out here do we oh we go and put the battery in the courtyard

1838
01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:27,320
oh my god oh my god maybe we have to go out here do we oh

1839
01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:43,840
Oh, we go and put the battery in the courtyard. Yeah, we put the battery in the courtyard. Speedrun.

1840
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:53,380
Oh. Yes. Yes.

1841
01:44:53,380 --> 01:45:17,540
Yes. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Brilliant stuff. Really happy with that. A rusty boiler. Nothing strange. Can we use the lighter there? Does anyone know?

1842
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:36,200
Oh. What's it there for?

1843
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:38,200
Oh.

1844
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:40,200
*BOOM*

1845
01:45:40,200 --> 01:46:10,180
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

1846
01:46:10,180 --> 01:46:11,180
Line 4, good evening.

1847
01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:14,400
Good evening, Gary.

1848
01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:30,300
Bruno and Steve, thank you.

1849
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:36,000
No need to read this out because you're doing the speed run.

1850
01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:39,040
Don't want to take up your time.

1851
01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:41,000
But you're doing great.

1852
01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:45,560
The spiders were a highlight.

1853
01:46:46,080 --> 01:46:46,740
Good luck.

1854
01:46:47,500 --> 01:46:49,400
Sure, I'll let you get back to it.

1855
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:51,080
Need as much time for the speed run.

1856
01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:52,800
Thanks very much, Bruno and Steve, for that.

1857
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:59,620
Unfortunately, I'm pretty adept at the game.

1858
01:47:00,780 --> 01:47:04,840
I can do the multitasking, the reading and the speed run at the same time.

1859
01:47:05,080 --> 01:47:05,780
And best of luck.

1860
01:47:05,780 --> 01:47:07,780
*thud*

1861
01:47:07,780 --> 01:47:09,780
*thud*

1862
01:47:09,780 --> 01:47:37,780
*sad music*

1863
01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:41,780
When with the green apple tonight museum ghost yeah not the pink lady.

1864
01:47:49,780 --> 01:47:56,780
Had a bit of a fucking bad tummy there the last day after the pink lady and I just thought I'm not going back to that shit.

1865
01:48:05,780 --> 01:48:09,780
I'm Granny Smithin tonight. I might go Granny Smithin tomorrow night as well.

1866
01:48:21,780 --> 01:48:23,780
*sad music*

1867
01:48:23,780 --> 01:48:25,780
*sad music*

1868
01:48:25,780 --> 01:48:27,780
*sad music*

1869
01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:29,780
*sad music*

1870
01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:31,780
*sad music*

1871
01:48:31,780 --> 01:48:42,900
into the boiler in the back the yard the boiler room set unsolicited advice if

1872
01:48:42,900 --> 01:48:50,080
you dual stream to twitch twitch I'd subscribe thanks very much unsolicited

1873
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:58,780
advice I have to think about that it's more fucking hassle is it then I've got

1874
01:48:58,780 --> 01:49:18,520
then you've got two chats to look at fucking nightmare now out to the courtyard I think

1875
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:30,100
I'm trying to think of where I am

1876
01:49:30,100 --> 01:49:33,040
so

1877
01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:35,980
so

1878
01:49:35,980 --> 01:49:38,920
so

1879
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:41,860
so

1880
01:49:41,860 --> 01:49:44,800
so

1881
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:48,740
so

1882
01:49:48,740 --> 01:49:51,680
so

1883
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:54,620
so

1884
01:49:54,620 --> 01:49:57,560
so

1885
01:49:57,560 --> 01:50:00,500
so

1886
01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:02,500
so

1887
01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:05,440
so

1888
01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:07,440
so

1889
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:07,440
so

1890
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:10,380
so

1891
01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:12,380
so

1892
01:50:12,380 --> 01:50:14,380
so

1893
01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:14,380
so

1894
01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:16,380
so

1895
01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:19,320
so

1896
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:22,260
so

1897
01:50:22,260 --> 01:50:22,260
so

1898
01:50:22,260 --> 01:50:23,260
so

1899
01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:23,260
so

1900
01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:24,260
so

1901
01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:25,260
so

1902
01:50:25,260 --> 01:50:26,260
so

1903
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:26,260
so

1904
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:26,260
so

1905
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:45,220
Shout out to my boy Leo Dag. Big shout out to Leo Dag. Okay. Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1906
01:50:48,980 --> 01:51:14,740
Treating arrangement. Arrangement. Some fucking scummer down here. Oh, there's a scummer up here, man. You need to kill this cunt now. Yes. Look at this.

1907
01:51:17,700 --> 01:51:42,980
Shreeching. Shreeching. Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1908
01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:59,360
Shreeching. Good evening, gay. Good evening, gay. Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1909
01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:09,580
I want to say hello. How are you doing? Thanks very much to everybody out there in the mainframe.

1910
01:52:12,420 --> 01:52:40,700
You make me feel insane every time you grace my stream with your fame. That's real. Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? We walked into the corridor. A little green beast was stood before my eyes. To my surprise.

1911
01:52:41,700 --> 01:53:10,980
He looked quite nice. Okay? He had big arms. He must have been to the gym working out. Kettlebells that kind of thing doing bench presses push-ups sit-ups. He had big thighs. Okay? And lovely white eyes. Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? His skin was awful veiny too. Made me feel like when it was rainy outside.

1912
01:53:10,980 --> 01:53:27,280
He shank a poo. Okay? Okay? One thing I thought about this guy was that he greatly enhanced his reputation. Greatly enhanced his reputation. And did a lot of pride to his mother-kin nation. Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1913
01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:33,260
One thing I want to know is green beast. Why it's always too hard to see you in the east.

1914
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:37,920
Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

1915
01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:48,680
You've got lovely fangs and white eyes. They almost hypnotize me. Okay? Hypnotize me.

1916
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:53,660
You've got your massive claws and lovely arms.

1917
01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:53,660
You've got your massive claws and lovely arms.

1918
01:53:54,340 --> 01:53:55,340
Pat talks and me.

1919
01:53:55,420 --> 01:54:05,740
The way you charm me with your lovely slimy green charms and your red veiny body and your big biceps.

1920
01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:10,640
Larynge out to us, Pat. Larynge out to us, Pat. Hello, line four. Good evening.

1921
01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:19,480
You've got shock and posture. You've got the nerd neck because you've been standing like you've fucking lost your plot of land.

1922
01:54:20,480 --> 01:54:28,840
I'm going to give you a bag of sand to the back of the back of the back of the neck when I whip out my bazooka jaw and say this is the end of it, fella.

1923
01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:32,740
This is the end of it, fella.

1924
01:54:32,740 --> 01:54:55,420
My girl Jillian stands at the door looking really bored.

1925
01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:57,060
Why?

1926
01:54:58,060 --> 01:55:00,940
She ain't got no time for the snake man, you know?

1927
01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:04,300
She wants to get down into that basement, finish the game.

1928
01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:08,420
We've been here for 11 whole days trying to do the speed run.

1929
01:55:09,580 --> 01:55:10,720
Speed run was fun.

1930
01:55:11,060 --> 01:55:13,940
But right now, it's beginning to feel like ow.

1931
01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:17,460
I wish I had Jill's body with my head on top of it.

1932
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:21,940
It would make me feel really nice inside.

1933
01:55:23,140 --> 01:55:24,940
Really nice inside.

1934
01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,600
Fuck you, Deputy Stike.

1935
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:31,360
I wish I had Jill Valentine's body with my head on top of it.

1936
01:55:32,040 --> 01:55:32,600
Spiders.

1937
01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:34,120
Spiders.

1938
01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:35,740
Spiders.

1939
01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:37,480
Spiders.

1940
01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:40,480
My girl Jill, she took a pill.

1941
01:55:40,960 --> 01:55:42,360
Ended up inside this mansion.

1942
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:43,460
Now she feels ill.

1943
01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:48,080
Having to kill zombies, dogs, spiders, and fucking Huntress Thompsons.

1944
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:49,940
With a bazooka jaw tap.

1945
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:50,780
Ah, fuck it.

1946
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:53,660
Sorry about that now, lads.

1947
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:55,040
I, uh...

1948
01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:58,220
Lost the flow completely there.

1949
01:56:00,340 --> 01:56:02,040
The speed run can continue now.

1950
01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:03,100
Seven seconds away.

1951
01:56:03,460 --> 01:56:04,560
I'll be waiting.

1952
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:06,160
Boko do sanke ma.

1953
01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:08,000
Seven seconds away.

1954
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,060
Boxes of cobra toxin.

1955
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:11,140
Thank you very much, man.

1956
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:13,960
You say the speed run is moving at an extreme pace.

1957
01:56:14,020 --> 01:56:14,460
Well, it is.

1958
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:18,360
We might actually get down to the, uh...

1959
01:56:18,360 --> 01:56:21,980
To the lab before 20...

1960
01:56:21,980 --> 01:56:23,300
It's about 26 minutes now.

1961
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:24,360
...

1962
01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:25,360
...

1963
01:56:25,360 --> 01:56:48,980
Thanks for joining everyone to the speedrun. Can we put these keys away now? Do we need

1964
01:56:48,980 --> 01:57:12,600
these keys at all? They are a waste of time I think. We will leave the keys out someone said.

1965
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:23,920
Useless now. Okay. That's added about another fucking 10 seconds. It's not going to really

1966
01:57:23,920 --> 01:57:47,400
break the bank. Fucking half 12. Should we save it? Still on track here in McGowan for the

1967
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:54,400
world record yeah

1968
01:57:54,400 --> 01:58:24,380
Fatal Deviation Night soon again, yeah.

1969
01:58:24,380 --> 01:58:29,840
That'd be nice.

1970
01:58:29,840 --> 01:58:47,340
Thanks, Kian McCarroll. I hope you're okay.

1971
01:58:47,340 --> 01:59:06,800
No, down here. Definitely not Sean, Resident Evil 2 Remake. I've still to play Claire Redfield's second, the Scenario B.

1972
01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:11,500
Oh. Get ready for some blast.

1973
01:59:11,500 --> 01:59:19,820
Fuck! Ah!

1974
01:59:19,820 --> 01:59:47,900
Now we can take the battery out to this place. Hopefully we don't need the crank as well.

1975
01:59:47,900 --> 01:59:57,620
we can combine the red with the green we have in the pocket it's a bit of saffron you mix the

1976
01:59:57,620 --> 02:00:16,480
saffron up then with the amnesia haze yeah do you need the crank you do Josh we'll go and get the

1977
02:00:16,480 --> 02:00:26,080
crank we better not need the crank and you were just lying to me I don't know how that sentence

1978
02:00:26,080 --> 02:00:34,940
makes sense we better not not need the crank because there's really nothing I can do Josh

1979
02:00:34,940 --> 02:00:45,060
Josh to the smith everybody is telling me to go back to crank so if we do if we don't need the crank it's

1980
02:00:45,060 --> 02:00:54,660
his fault

1981
02:00:54,660 --> 02:01:04,260
you ever see people eat the whole apple the core and

1982
02:01:04,260 --> 02:01:26,260
Did you ever see people eat the whole apple? The corn? There's something not right about that. No. Crank.

1983
02:01:26,260 --> 02:01:48,380
Scott Fenner, how are you?

1984
02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:48,440
Yeah.

1985
02:01:52,540 --> 02:01:54,240
Thank you very much, Scott Fenner.

1986
02:01:54,900 --> 02:01:55,960
Thank you very much.

1987
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,960
Thank you very much.

1988
02:02:03,960 --> 02:02:06,780
Those dogs need to be fucking brought inside.

1989
02:02:07,160 --> 02:02:07,860
Give them a treat.

1990
02:02:12,320 --> 02:02:13,480
Fenner's after you.

1991
02:02:13,480 --> 02:02:36,260
Nope.

1992
02:02:36,260 --> 02:02:57,840
Fucking hell, Tony DiRigo, how are you?

1993
02:02:57,840 --> 02:02:58,840
Legend.

1994
02:02:58,840 --> 02:02:59,840
Square hole.

1995
02:02:59,840 --> 02:03:04,840
Have we used the crank?

1996
02:03:04,840 --> 02:03:05,840
Square hole.

1997
02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:06,840
Have we used the crank?

1998
02:03:06,840 --> 02:03:11,840
I thought we used it already.

1999
02:03:11,840 --> 02:03:13,660
Thank you very much, Tony DiRigo.

2000
02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:14,660
Hope you're well.

2001
02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:22,660
Thanks for all the games that you played for Leeds and did well.

2002
02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:23,660
Tony DiRigo.

2003
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660
There was no need for that.

2004
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660
There was no need for that.

2005
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660
There was no need for that.

2006
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660
Fucking crank this up.

2007
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660
I wonder, Josh Smith, now, were you talking shite?

2008
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:24,660
Because we already used it.

2009
02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:24,660
We don't need it now.

2010
02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,660
We don't need it now.

2011
02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:26,660
I wonder, Josh Smith, now, were you talking shite?

2012
02:03:26,660 --> 02:03:51,100
That wasn't, there was no need for that. There was no need for that. I'll fucking crank this up. I wonder Josh Smith now, were you talking shite? Because we already used it. We don't need it now.

2013
02:03:55,660 --> 02:04:02,660
Speedrun though. Welcome to the speedrun everybody.

2014
02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:37,660
You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother.

2015
02:04:37,660 --> 02:04:44,660
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

2016
02:04:44,660 --> 02:04:50,660
What?

2017
02:04:57,660 --> 02:05:10,660
The game is moving at pace now guys. Bit of a fucking lull there but now it's moving at pace. And we also have the speedrun still to...

2018
02:05:10,660 --> 02:05:17,660
Don't upset with me all the time. We're still doing a speedrun.

2019
02:05:25,660 --> 02:05:27,660
Now we use the crank you say.

2020
02:05:35,660 --> 02:05:38,660
You mean we go out here...

2021
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:40,660
Then we use the crank.

2022
02:05:43,660 --> 02:05:44,660
Josh Smith.

2023
02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:44,660
Josh Smith.

2024
02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:50,660
I really like the sound of that gate.

2025
02:05:50,660 --> 02:06:07,340
*Bell rings*

2026
02:06:07,340 --> 02:06:12,460
SpaceX ever send their lads after me? No.

2027
02:06:12,460 --> 02:06:15,020
Fished.

2028
02:06:15,020 --> 02:06:38,260
Schindler's fished. Herb Valentine is gonna be the new name actually.

2029
02:06:38,260 --> 02:07:06,940
*Bell rings* Okay, so apparently Josh- Josh Smith wasn't blowing shite. *Bell rings* Now, what's this? Where are we going now?

2030
02:07:06,940 --> 02:07:35,620
*Bell rings* Oh! Oh, Jill! What good timing! A moment ago I heard someone's voice coming from this hole. Let's go together since it's dark and we can't see very well.

2031
02:07:35,620 --> 02:07:38,780
Yeah.

2032
02:08:00,660 --> 02:08:03,520
Do I choose him to go first or not?

2033
02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:13,300
This is a speedrun guys.

2034
02:08:14,300 --> 02:08:16,460
World record attempt speedrun.

2035
02:08:16,460 --> 02:08:23,800
Oh yes please.

2036
02:08:23,800 --> 02:08:25,180
I'm a little nervous.

2037
02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:26,240
I understand.

2038
02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:29,720
It may be more dangerous if you come behind me.

2039
02:08:30,300 --> 02:08:30,840
Be careful.

2040
02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:39,680
This is a speedrun guys.

2041
02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,180
Oh fuck.

2042
02:08:41,880 --> 02:08:42,740
He's fucked already.

2043
02:09:00,020 --> 02:09:00,860
Oh god.

2044
02:09:04,860 --> 02:09:07,660
Great graphics.

2045
02:09:17,660 --> 02:09:19,040
The graphics are amazing.

2046
02:09:19,880 --> 02:09:20,740
They haven't aged.

2047
02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:24,920
They've probably aged about a day since they came out.

2048
02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:26,480
And I...

2049
02:09:26,480 --> 02:09:28,780
Maybe not even a day.

2050
02:09:28,860 --> 02:09:29,980
I'd say about 18 hours.

2051
02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:32,140
It's a power generator.

2052
02:09:32,420 --> 02:09:33,920
But it does not seem to work.

2053
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:36,980
It's a speedrun guys.

2054
02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:44,440
There's some fucking... explosive shells.

2055
02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:09,400
Speedrun.

2056
02:10:18,920 --> 02:10:19,400
Uh-oh.

2057
02:10:35,880 --> 02:10:37,880
Enrico!

2058
02:10:37,880 --> 02:10:43,880
So, Barry and Jill together.

2059
02:10:43,880 --> 02:10:47,880
Are you all right, Enrico?

2060
02:10:47,880 --> 02:10:49,880
Enrico!

2061
02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:49,880
Enrico!

2062
02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:53,880
Enrico!

2063
02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:55,880
Oh, you're a traitor.

2064
02:10:55,880 --> 02:10:59,880
Everything was plotted from the start by Umbrella.

2065
02:10:59,880 --> 02:10:59,880
Ha!

2066
02:10:59,880 --> 02:11:01,880
Oh, what?

2067
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:09,880
Enrico!

2068
02:11:09,880 --> 02:11:11,880
What?

2069
02:11:11,880 --> 02:11:15,880
Enrico, man.

2070
02:11:15,880 --> 02:11:17,880
What?

2071
02:11:17,880 --> 02:11:19,880
Enrico, man.

2072
02:11:19,880 --> 02:11:21,880
Are you all right?

2073
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:23,880
Oh, you're all right.

2074
02:11:23,880 --> 02:11:23,880
Oh, you're all right.

2075
02:11:23,880 --> 02:11:25,880
Oh, you're all right.

2076
02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:31,880
Oh, you're all right.

2077
02:11:31,880 --> 02:11:33,880
Oh, you're all right.

2078
02:11:33,880 --> 02:12:00,020
holding something. Barry is investigating. And there's a crank and it's sparkly. They're mad for

2079
02:12:00,020 --> 02:12:27,980
the crank. We've got a second crank guys. It's the second crank. We're double cranking tonight. Oh. I think it's...

2080
02:12:28,160 --> 02:12:35,160
Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

2081
02:12:43,060 --> 02:12:43,960
There's another one.

2082
02:12:48,660 --> 02:12:50,080
It's a speed run, guys.

2083
02:12:51,660 --> 02:12:53,060
Welcome to the speed. Oh!

2084
02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:57,260
No, you don't.

2085
02:12:57,260 --> 02:13:00,680
Tony DiRigo there.

2086
02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:03,380
Trying to get me on the fucking slip side.

2087
02:13:05,800 --> 02:13:07,860
Listening to fucking Slipknot.

2088
02:13:09,140 --> 02:13:10,620
Wait and bleed.

2089
02:13:20,220 --> 02:13:21,020
Fuck.

2090
02:13:21,020 --> 02:13:23,020
*Gunshot*

2091
02:13:23,020 --> 02:13:24,020
*Gunshot*

2092
02:13:24,020 --> 02:13:25,020
*Gunshot*

2093
02:13:25,020 --> 02:13:26,020
*Gunshot*

2094
02:13:26,020 --> 02:13:28,020
*Gunshot*

2095
02:13:28,020 --> 02:13:58,000
I'm sorry.

2096
02:13:58,000 --> 02:14:11,000
Kind of links there on the fucking thing. This is a speedrun guys. What we'll do is we'll take the herb.

2097
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:13,000
What?

2098
02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:19,000
What?

2099
02:14:36,000 --> 02:14:39,000
Thank you very much anguish panda. Thank you very much.

2100
02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:40,000
Appreciate it.

2101
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:43,000
Where the fuck do I go now?

2102
02:14:57,000 --> 02:14:59,000
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2103
02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,000
Oh, yes.

2104
02:15:26,000 --> 02:15:28,000
This is a speedrun guys.

2105
02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:44,000
We're on about 28 minutes and 39 seconds as we speak. Could go one way or could go the other. We're not sure.

2106
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:46,000
But it's looking good.

2107
02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:53,000
It's definitely Guinness territory. Barry's gone now.

2108
02:15:54,000 --> 02:15:56,000
*BOOM*

2109
02:16:07,520 --> 02:16:09,520
It's picking up pace.

2110
02:16:09,520 --> 02:16:13,520
*BOOM*

2111
02:16:13,520 --> 02:16:15,520
*BOOM*

2112
02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:17,520
*BOOM*

2113
02:16:17,520 --> 02:16:19,520
*BOOM*

2114
02:16:19,520 --> 02:16:21,520
*BOOM*

2115
02:16:21,520 --> 02:16:23,520
*BOOM*

2116
02:16:23,520 --> 02:16:25,520
*BOOM*

2117
02:16:25,520 --> 02:16:27,520
*BOOM*

2118
02:16:27,520 --> 02:16:29,520
*BOOM*

2119
02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:31,520
Sorry Snake, thanks very much.

2120
02:16:31,520 --> 02:16:33,520
*BOOM*

2121
02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:35,520
Thank you very much.

2122
02:16:35,520 --> 02:16:37,520
Liking the late night streams, but missing the day ones.

2123
02:16:37,520 --> 02:16:43,520
Hope you're well. Yeah, I'd like to get some day ones in as well.

2124
02:16:43,520 --> 02:16:45,520
*BOOM*

2125
02:16:45,520 --> 02:16:47,520
*BOOM*

2126
02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:49,520
*BOOM*

2127
02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:51,520
Hopefully soon enough. Thank you very much though.

2128
02:16:51,520 --> 02:16:53,520
Appreciate it. Very kindly.

2129
02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:55,520
There's a typewriter now.

2130
02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:57,520
*BOOM*

2131
02:16:57,520 --> 02:16:59,520
There is a place for the crank.

2132
02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:01,520
Hexagonal.

2133
02:17:01,520 --> 02:17:03,520
*BOOM*

2134
02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:05,520
*BOOM*

2135
02:17:05,520 --> 02:17:19,680
Hex crank.

2136
02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:49,660
Hex crank.

2137
02:17:49,660 --> 02:17:55,540
You gotta do that while that's happening to get the 5 minute bonus at the end.

2138
02:17:56,540 --> 02:18:00,140
The game had sensors built in to see whether or not you were fucking doing that.

2139
02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:03,780
It's an old typewriter. If I had an ink ribbon I could save it.

2140
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:04,760
Did they not give you one?

2141
02:18:06,680 --> 02:18:07,040
Tycons.

2142
02:18:07,040 --> 02:18:27,040
*BOOM*

2143
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:29,040
*BOOM*

2144
02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:31,040
*BOOM*

2145
02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:39,040
*BOOM*

2146
02:18:39,040 --> 02:18:41,040
What the fuck is that?

2147
02:18:41,040 --> 02:18:43,040
*GASP*

2148
02:18:43,040 --> 02:18:45,040
*GASP*

2149
02:18:45,040 --> 02:18:47,040
*GASP*

2150
02:18:47,040 --> 02:18:49,040
OH NO!

2151
02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:51,040
NOOOOO!

2152
02:18:51,040 --> 02:18:53,040
Chill!

2153
02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:55,040
*GASP*

2154
02:18:55,040 --> 02:18:57,040
*GASP*

2155
02:18:57,040 --> 02:18:59,040
*GASP*

2156
02:18:59,040 --> 02:19:29,020
Oh, my God.

2157
02:19:29,020 --> 02:19:40,140
Well, that concludes tonight's Resident Evil stream, the speedrun.

2158
02:19:41,140 --> 02:19:43,260
Unfortunately, we came to a bit of a sticky end there.

2159
02:19:43,380 --> 02:19:44,360
It's a sticky situation.

2160
02:19:45,980 --> 02:19:49,560
But thanks very much, everybody, for joining us at the speedrun.

2161
02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:51,240
There's night.

2162
02:19:51,320 --> 02:19:54,020
Hopefully, we might be able to get this fucking done and dusted tomorrow.

2163
02:19:54,660 --> 02:19:56,180
Head is absolutely wrecked with it.

2164
02:19:56,180 --> 02:20:03,320
And speedrun, we might get it done tomorrow, an hour and 15 minutes.

2165
02:20:13,940 --> 02:20:15,260
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

2166
02:20:15,660 --> 02:20:22,040
Had a dream where I was representing Earth in this intergalactic Olympic-style sports competition,

2167
02:20:22,220 --> 02:20:23,320
and you were the team coach.

2168
02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:29,340
I was trying to pitch our team's tent, and you were getting thick for not putting the pegs in wrong,

2169
02:20:29,980 --> 02:20:31,240
or for putting the pegs in wrong.

2170
02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:32,460
Just wanted to say sorry.

2171
02:20:32,540 --> 02:20:33,100
It's okay, man.

2172
02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:36,160
I forgive you, and all the best.

2173
02:20:36,500 --> 02:20:37,940
Hopefully, we go on to win.

2174
02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:43,420
Thanks very much, everyone.

2175
02:20:43,620 --> 02:20:44,520
It's been a nice night.

2176
02:20:45,880 --> 02:20:48,480
I hope you have a nice Wednesday morning.

2177
02:20:48,640 --> 02:20:50,760
Get some rest now, because it's going to be fucking...

2178
02:20:50,760 --> 02:20:56,820
Only a few hours that you can sleep it until the clock and the alarm bells start ringing, like, you know?

2179
02:20:56,820 --> 02:21:05,520
Good night and God bless.

2180
02:21:05,860 --> 02:21:06,960
Don't smoke cess.

2181
02:21:07,640 --> 02:21:09,960
Because it's known to give the brother brain damage.

2182
02:21:10,200 --> 02:21:12,880
And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing.

2183
02:21:13,140 --> 02:21:14,980
Except making a sucker a new equal.

2184
02:21:15,200 --> 02:21:16,640
Don't be another sequel.

2185
02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:17,900
Express yourself.

2186
02:21:19,640 --> 02:21:20,720
Express yourself.

2187
02:21:22,260 --> 02:21:23,380
Express yourself.

2188
02:21:23,380 --> 02:21:23,460
Express yourself.

2189
02:21:23,460 --> 02:21:25,020
Express yourself.

2190
02:21:29,100 --> 02:21:31,160
Come back next time for the speed run.

2191
02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:33,880
We're going to do the game of the bum.

2192
02:21:36,400 --> 02:21:37,480
Fully consensual.

2193
02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:38,360
Don't worry about it.

2194
02:21:38,380 --> 02:21:39,840
Everything's going to be all above board.

2195
02:21:40,160 --> 02:21:41,920
We're going to do it in an hour and one minute.

2196
02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:43,340
One hour and 15 minutes.

2197
02:21:45,240 --> 02:21:46,840
You got to be in it to win it.

2198
02:21:46,840 --> 02:21:54,520
Good night.

2199
02:21:54,860 --> 02:21:55,580
Sleep tight.

2200
02:21:56,420 --> 02:21:58,480
I hope the bedbugs don't bite.

2201
02:21:59,780 --> 02:22:00,940
And if they do,

2202
02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:02,900
whip out the nine.

2203
02:22:03,600 --> 02:22:05,840
Pull the trigger and everything will be fine.

2204
02:22:05,980 --> 02:22:08,940
Blast those bedbugs' heads into the next oblivion.

2205
02:22:15,360 --> 02:22:28,220
You hammered your mother.

2206
02:22:28,220 --> 02:22:30,420
You hammered your mother.

2207
02:22:31,180 --> 02:22:32,260
You hammered your mother.

2208
02:22:32,260 --> 02:22:44,140
Good night and God bless.

2209
02:22:45,940 --> 02:22:46,800
See you later, everyone.

2210
02:22:46,900 --> 02:22:47,500
Thank you very much.
